Yep, ‘The End Times’ are upon us.
| 1 | Notre Dame | 11-0 |
| 2 | Alabama | 10-1 |
| 3 | Georgia | 10-1 |
| 4 | Florida | 10-1 |
| 5 | Oregon | 10-1 |
| 6 | Kansas State | 10-1 |
| 7 | LSU | 9-2 |
| 8 | Stanford | 9-2 |
| 9 | Texas A&M | 9-2 |
| 10 | Florida State | 10-1 |
| 11 | Clemson | 10-1 |
| 12 | South Carolina | 9-2 |
| 13 | Oklahoma | 8-2 |
| 14 | Nebraska | 9-2 |
| 15 | Oregon State | 8-2 |
| 16 | Texas | 8-2 |
| 17 | UCLA | 9-2 |
| 18 | Rutgers | 9-1 |
| 19 | Michigan | 8-3 |
| 20 | Louisville | 9-1 |
| 21 | Oklahoma State | 7-3 |
| 22 | Boise State | 9-2 |
| 23 | Kent State | 10-1 |
| 24 | Arizona | 7-4 |
| 25 | Washington | 7-4 |
Yep, END TIMES. KENT STATE IS RANKED!!!!
AND, it’s Rivalry week, here are some highlights.
12:00 PMNo. 19 Michigan at Ohio State. Yeah, It aint Hayes versus Schembeckler, but it’s still M v OSU, the battle for Toledo. Michigan isn’t getting the money tho…OSU is favored by 4 at home. I won’t make a prediction but will be parked in front of the tv for this one.
3:00 PMNo. 5 Oregon at No. 15 Oregon State . The Civil War. State is getting 9.5 against the ducks. The Ducks, fast team. Can’t hand with most of the SEC teams. Ducks win and beat the spread.
3:30 PMNo. 4 Florida at No. 10 Florida State . Gators versus Seminoles. FSU is favored by 7 at home. Nope. Gators beat the spread. This should be a hell of a ball game.
3:30 PM Auburn at No. 2 Alabama . Sorry, War Eagles. Not this year.
3:30 PMNo. 21 Oklahoma State at No. 13 Oklahoma . OKE-lahoma is favored by 6.5 at home. I have no idea how this will turn out.
6:30 PMNo. 8 Stanford at No. 17 UCLA . Good Ole Stanford proved me right last week and beat the Ducks. Thanks. Cardinal! S is a 3 point favorite on the road and should beat that spread.
7:00 PMNo. 12 South Carolina at No. 11 Clemson . This should be the best game of the week right here. The Old Ball Coach is going against the Tigers. Clemson is favored by 3.5 at home. 3 is what a team gets in an evenly matched game. SC is without the best running back in the SEC, yet they keep finding a way to win. Today they are up against their cross state rivals. I take SC to beat that spread.
8:00 PMNo. 1 Notre Dame at USC . USC is getting 5.5 at home. ND is #1. This is where Big Time Football shines through. ND wins, and just might beat that spread.
ND v Bama in the championship….
As painful as it is to admit that one of USC’s alumns is none other than the current Strongman of BFEgypt, Mohamed Morsi…I will still root for the Trojans to knock off The F’ing Irish!
OSU 12-0. Respect it! On to the BCS Championship…
oh wait. what?
Hope the Irish curb stomps USC. The moons are in allignment for it.
Rivalries? VA Tech beat Virginia today, 17-14.
Mike C. wrote:
in a close one!
Aggies up 14-0. Manziel is a delight to watch.
@ huckfunn:
dem aggies are the hot team in texas now
Well why in the hell did they vote for him if they don’t even want him over as a guest????
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/11/24/poll-americans-prefer-tim-tebow-over-barack-obama-as-thanksgiving-dinner-guest/
@ Lily:
too bad tebow is a lousy quarterback
@ Lily:
besides, if 0 shows up so does mooche.
then she will eat the entire dinner.
@ Lily:
Wow…he came in behind a puppet bird…
@ coldwarrior:
She would eat all the pies…now how many pies did they have at least 5 for Thanksgiving.. hmmmmm…pie for us but not for thee.
lobo91 wrote:
Yep but somehow managed to get re-elected.
Gotta go…nite all!
coldwarrior wrote:
Ah, but he is a Christian! Unlike The SCOAMF….
coldwarrior wrote:
Yep. Even better… the Aggies are the hot team in the SEC. Manziel just broke Scam Newton’s SEC total offense record. GIG ‘EM.
coldwarrior wrote:
He’s bad at his job but a good Christian.
Obama is bad at his job & a bad Christian.
I’ll take Big Bird.
coldwarrior wrote:
And you’ll let her. Because it’s always best to let the Wookie win.
@ The Osprey:
I actually met Peter Mayhew (Chewie) about 10 years ago. He was almost as tall sitting down as I was standing up.
@ The Osprey:
I’ve always enjoyed the snappy dialogue written for the Wookie.
twas the night before christmas (nsfw)
because christmas stuff has been flying up at casa del rain
was The Night Before Christmas (NC-17 Version)
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom, and reached for the lube When out on the lawn, there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and poor momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we’d built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.
Sure as I’m speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn’t sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I’ll cut off your nuts.
Look out for the lamp post, and don’t hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, ’cause I gotta go pee. They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder. I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore. “That was some brothel,” he said with a smile, “The reindeer are pooped, and I’ll just stay here awhile.
He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
A box filled with condoms was Santa’s next find, And a six pair of panties, the edible kind. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several other things that I shouldn’t even mention.
A fuck ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, A dildo so long, it lay in a coil. “This suff ain’t for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit, So I’ll leave ‘em here, and then I’ll just split.”
He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.
In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, Saying, “Take me home Rudolph, this night’s been a bitch!” The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, “The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!!”
never let the holidays stress you out
cut loose and have some fun