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The Human Nostril

by Bunk X ( 22 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, OOT, Open thread, Satire at December 3rd, 2012 - 11:00 pm

What the Chuck is this? The Human Nostril? Gimme a six-pack and a pair of Fiskars and we’ll watch as his life crumbles around him. Yeah, I’ll nail those stupid antennae, too. (BTW, Paul was The Walrus, not you, dork.)

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22 Responses to “The Human Nostril”
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  1. Fritz Katz
    1 | December 4, 2012 12:30 am

    Here’s the real Human Nostril.

  2. 2 | December 4, 2012 3:00 am

    Wow. Serious lack of comments here. Looks like there needs to be a serious “night owl” recruitment drive.

    On a note of possible interest to admins, one of ours found a thing in the Simple Machines software that allows us to put up a simple, 4 question test for registration. It has stopped the tsunami of bot registration attempts cold – not one single one got through since it was implemented. A previously tried obscured character string to be typed in didn’t even slow the attempts down, as apparently there is software that can read those. Anyway, this new thing worked so well we were able to stop blocking the most common free e-mail domains (hotmail, gmail, yahoo, etc.) I don’t know how other blogging software handles such things, but this is a method that seems to work.

  3. ThreeHundred
    3 | December 4, 2012 3:15 am

    @Mike C.

    Malaise is in the mists..”There is a pestilence upon this land…. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.”

  4. 4 | December 4, 2012 3:19 am

    @ ThreeHundred:

    “You must bring us… a shrubbery!”

  5. 5 | December 4, 2012 3:24 am

    @ Fritz Katz:
    Ratman. You just know that he got mocked as a kid. Now he gets mocked as an adult.

  6. ThreeHundred
    6 | December 4, 2012 3:30 am

    @ Mike C.:

    Yes, well, that or the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch will do.

  7. 7 | December 4, 2012 4:07 am

    “Two shalt thou not count, unless it be on the way to three. Five is right out.”

  8. 8 | December 4, 2012 4:27 am


  9. ThreeHundred
    9 | December 4, 2012 4:31 am

    “Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it”.

  10. heysoos
    10 | December 4, 2012 4:38 am

    did anybody ever even listen to this song?…a personal overnight favorite…the Stones blues jam ‘Slave” featuring the great Sonny Rollins on tenor sax, and Billy Preston on keys…Kieth Richards on guitar, Bill playing bass and Charlie Watts on drums…a mini masterpiece…

  11. 12 | December 4, 2012 4:40 am

    @ Fritz Katz:

    I always thought he’d make a most excellent Ferengi….

  12. Guggi
    13 | December 4, 2012 5:25 am

    US backs European call for Israel to reconsider E1 plan

    The United States yesterday appeared to concur with the request of European countries, including the UK, for the Israeli government to reconsider its decision on Friday to authorise the building of 3,000 units in large existing communities in East Jerusalem and the West Bank and the zoning and planning of buildings in the controversial E1 area. Situated on the northern outskirts of Jerusalem, E1 is particularly sensitive as it is considered important to the territorial contiguity of a future Palestinian state.

  13. 14 | December 4, 2012 6:39 am

    @ Guggi:

    I hope Israel tells them to go Fuck Off!

  14. eaglesoars
    15 | December 4, 2012 7:04 am

    good morning! Molly the Beagle woke me up because it was time for her breakfast. blegh.

    But I see that it’s Tuesday. Isn’t Tuesday the day of the week Obama meets with Axelrod to go over his ‘kill list’ to decide who dies and who lives?

    And if anybody really thinks Anna Wintour is a fashion icon, this photo she allowed to be taken and published might turn a few hairs. I’m not sure how the Parisians would like looking at THAT across the dinner table.

  15. Storagemanager
    16 | December 4, 2012 7:21 am

    Turkey and Russia aired their differences on Syria but decided to set them aside to protect their robust business and energy ties.

    At a joint press conference with Russian President Vladimir Putin in İstanbul, Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdoğan spoke at length about Turkish-Russian economic cooperation before praising the Russian policies on the Palestinian conflict.

    He said the foreign ministers of the two countries — who had separate talks earlier in the day on Syria — will work together “more intensively” over Syria.

    Putin said both Russia and Turkey share the same goals for the future of Syria but differ on methods on how to reach these goals

  16. Storagemanager
    17 | December 4, 2012 7:33 am

    Around 1985, current al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri fled his homeland of Egypt, presumably never to return. From his early beginnings as a teenage leader of a small jihadi cell devoted to overthrowing Egyptian regimes (first Nasser’s then Sadat’s) until he merged forces with Osama bin Laden, expanding his objectives to include targeting the United States of America, Zawahiri never forgot his original objective: transforming Egypt into an Islamist state that upholds and enforces the totality of Sharia law, and that works towards the resurrection of a global caliphate.

    This vision is on its way to being fulfilled. With Islamist political victories, culminating with a Muslim Brotherhood president, Muhammad Morsi, Egypt is taking the first major steps to becoming the sort of state Zawahiri wished to see. Zawahiri regularly congratulates Egypt’s Islamists-most recently the attacks on the U.S. embassy in Cairo-urging them to continue Islamizing the Middle East’s most strategic nation.

    He sent a lengthy communiqué during the Egyptian revolution in February 2011, for example, titled “Messages of Hope and Glad Tidings to our People in Egypt.” In it, he reiterated themes widely popularized by al-Qaeda, including: secular regimes are the enemies of Islam; democracy is a sham; Sharia must be instituted; the U.S. and the “Zionist enemy” are the true source behind all of the Islamic world’s ills.

    Read more: Family Security Matters
    Under Creative Commons License: Attribution

  17. 18 | December 4, 2012 7:38 am

    @ eaglesoars:

    Obama has fundraisers hosted by this ditz, and yet Romney was the one who was portrayed as “Elitist”. It is unreal. We are so screwed.

  18. eaglesoars
    19 | December 4, 2012 7:47 am

    @ Iron Fist:

    I read that she raised $500,000 for him. That number HAS to be wrong. I raised 10k for a candidate in 2 days

    I think we’re screwed in the short term. I’m betting on the consequences of bad choices to re-right the ship.

    back to bed.

  19. Storagemanager
    20 | December 4, 2012 7:51 am

    NATO to send Patriot missiles to Turkey due to growing fears of Syria WMDs

    Turkey to beef up its air defenses in face of possible missile attack from Syria; New York Times reports that Russian officials who met with Assad describe him as a man who ‘lost all hope of victory or escape.’

  20. 21 | December 4, 2012 8:00 am

    eaglesoars wrote:

    I think we’re screwed in the short term. I’m betting on the consequences of bad choices to re-right the ship.

    The ship’s going to have taken on a lot of water in the meantime. We’ll be over $21 trillion in debt by the end of Obama’s second term. Probably a lot more than that, because Obama is trying to get it set up to where he can spend unlimited amounts. If he does that, we may be $30 trillion in debt by the time he is finished with us. That is, by way of comparison, more debt to GDP than Weimar Germany had after the Treaty of Versailles. I just don’t think we can come back from that.

  21. 22 | December 4, 2012 8:07 am

    @ Storagemanager:

    A Patriot missile will do fuck-all for an inbound Scud with a Sarin warhead. It’ll just scatter the nerve gas around a different area, and as accurate as Scuds are, that might actually help the Enemy. Bambi doesn’t have a clue about what to do about Syria. He has projected weakness across the region, then wonders why he isn’t taken seriously when he stamps his little foot and makes demands.

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