After the last thread, I figure we needed some humor around here. I came across something that will make everyone laugh. The Fascist Islamophile Mayor of NYC, Mike Bloomberg took a stab at comedy! He claims to have defended the 2nd Amendment more than anyone has!
“I don’t think there’s anybody that’s defended the Second Amendment as much as I have,” said Bloomberg. “I think you have a perfect right to buy weapons and keep them for protection or for sport. We have tried to make sure that you have it. The Supreme Court says that there are–consistent with the Second Amendment–you can have reasonable restrictions, so, for example, you can’t buy a nuclear-tipped weapon.”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, This was hysterical. I think Mike Bloomberg is auditioning to be a stand up comedian!
I hate this Fascist prick.
Well, unless you live in NYC…
@ lobo91:
Yup, only the well connected an elites get guns. If you are law abiding working stiff, just dial 911. That is how Bloomberg thinks.
NYC deserves this clown. Elections have consequences! When he is gone, they will replace him with the next fascist that comes along.
Tanker wrote:
The scary part is that his replacement could well be a Marxist.
I like ho wthey always compare a semi-automatic rifle to nuclear weapons. Because you can, like, destroy a city with an AR-15. I’ll tell Bloomberg what I’ll do. I’ll compromise. He can ban civillian ownership of nuclear weapons, and we’ll just remove the restrictions on all types odf firearms. Fair enough?
@ Iron Fist:
I was hysterical laughing at that. He really thinks an AR-15 is teh same as a Nuclear weapon?
I was just floored.
Ferb123 probably loves Bloomberg.
how can one person up and decide how large a cup of soda pop be sold?….it makes no sense that people just don’t say fuck off, I’ll see you in court…east coast sheeple
http://nemoarms.com/portfolio/tione-serial-no-1titanium-308-battle-rifle/gallery/guns/
Just found this. Parts are made here in MT. This is a hell of an expensive way to make the libs get a collective heart attack.
@ heysoos:
I despise this guy.
@ Mars:
Do they make home made nukes?
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I need some help here. I posted this last night, maybe someone else can see what exactly is going on here. It doesn’t seem quite on the up and up. The feds are involved in some very fishy dealings this time.
Rodan wrote:
Then why would he allow his police force to have Nuclear Weapons.
What a tool. Is he related to the Ferb!
Alright, I want to walk through Times Square with a
concealed weapon, with a giant Big Gulp , a salt shaker &
smoking a cigarette.
Rodan wrote:
Heh. Just take a look. Then try not to hurt your jaw when you see the price tag.
If you are going to tell a lie, might as well make it as big of a lie as you can possibly think up.
RIX wrote:
I still don’t get why no one has organized a protest like that. Or even taken him to court on his overreach. Or his election fraud.
Did anybody see the NRA press conference? Instapundit has a reader that gave it two thumbs up, but I haven’t heard anything directly about it.
Rodan wrote:
I’ve had my problems with authority and I don’t drink soda…but I tell you, nobody’s gonna tell me this shit
@ Mars:
.
You would think, wouldn’t you?
People can be sheep.
Iron Fist wrote:
I read it….he said the same thing I did last week….nobody seems to be able to answer the question why is it a bad idea to defend children with deadly force
@ Tanker:
Bloomberg is a tool for the Left and Islamists. I would not be shock if he took the Shahada!
@ heysoos:
Bloomberg is part of the problem in this country. he’s a Fascist and that is not an exaggeration.
heysoos wrote:
That’s not a question the Left cares to answer. They also won’t answer why you should have to be defenseless against home-invasion robbers. People need to see that these people are as anti-civil rights as that great Democrat Orville Faubus. For the same reason. They are ate up with hatred. The modern Democrat party hates anyone who is independent of the State.
@ Iron Fist:
Here’s the transcript.
Rodan wrote:
you can’t just cook up laws out thin air…I don’t see where he has this type of authority…fuck the law, I do what I want and when I broke laws I didn’t need to I went to jail and never complained once…people need to take a stand…if it goes to mace and clubs, so be it
@ heysoos:
Dorian suggests Stout Hemp Rope!
I have friends in NYC and been there many times…for a hayseed from MI the famed New Yorker attitude of don’t get in my face is palpable…I simply cannot believe those people put up with this nanny shit
I’m going to repost some info I put at the bottom of the last thread since it is relevant to the discussion.
Mars wrote:
Mars wrote:
More than a little annoyed at our troll today.
I posted a few days ago a fairly decent number of cases where guns prevented school shootings. He chose to ignore everything and come back in here spouting the same uninformed (though he was informed) nonsense.
Also we’ve had three mass shooting attempts since Sandy Hook. What has been the reason all three failed? A person with a firearm.
Rodan wrote:
He’s an international elitist who just talks to other international elitists. They have no interest in the Sovereignty of ANY Nation. The power is all moving to the East from the West.
Umm Rodan, my comment is awaiting moderation?
Just reposted a couple things from the bottom of the last thread.
heysoos wrote:
Sort of the same way they now tell us in MD we have to pay for grocery bags. Yeah, it’s stupid and only funds the already bloated government books, but it’s for the greater good! I still have no idea how this happened.
Mars wrote:
Clearly the work of these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1qN72LEQnaU#!
heysoos wrote:
That is also the strange thing for me. They may push someone in front of a train or ignore you to point of plain rudeness, but will not stand up for their right to consume what they want.
gizbot7 wrote:
Our City Council keeps wasting taxpayer time on whether or not to charge for plastic bags. First they ban them. Then they tax them unless you bring your own. Now, it’s different, so I’ve lost the plot.
@ Mars:
released!
The UN can’t wait to tax us all. They WILL do it.
http://townhall.com/columnists/phyllisschlafly/2012/12/18/the-un-wants-to-tax-us-too-n1468979/page/full/
@ heysoos:
It’s not the same people living in NY. It’s all Hipsters and Muslims.
heysoos wrote:
Darn skippy. I carry what I know is illegal mace (it’s military) but if I’m caught, arrest my butt. That’s better than getting raped or killed.
@ yenta-fada:
He does not view NYC as an American city. He said it’s an International City. He wants it to be the HQ of the Global elite.
yenta-fada wrote:
oh boy
This,,
When the shit hits the fan and say the islamics do start a real down and dirty gun fight in the grass war,,, guess who will go do the shit work and who will stay home and dole out “gas ration cards”….
one guess is all that is need, hell it not a guess, it is a cynch…
@ Tanker:
See my #41.
To me NYC died when Rudy left office.
Rodan wrote:
TY.
yenta-fada wrote:
The hilarious part is: the libs are the reason the stores had to go to plastic.
I worked at a grocery store in the mid to late 80′s and they were forced (by the government of course) to start using plastic bags and not even suggesting the paper ones. This was of course due to the “environment”. Now here we are being told that plastic bags are evil and being hit with outrageously expensive “solutions” to the “problem” that was created by the libs to begin with.
@ Mars:
Progressives create fictional problems and come up with solutions they disown 20 years later.
I do miss those Brown bags.
U.S. Businesses threatened by massive longshoreman’s union strike threat.
http://blog.gulflive.com/mississippi-press-news/2012/12/longshoreman_strike_looms_at_e.html
Trying to remain civil downthread. Getting much harder. The little POS is throwing out strawman after strawman.
my nanny story…
my wife and I walked out of the old Congress Hotel in Chicago, mid afternoon on a weekend…we wanted to cross the street and go look at Buckingham Fountain, and I had a cold can of beer in my hand and a week before we had been in NOLA…anyway
we stop at Michigan Ave and a cop walks up and says “where you going with that?”, and I wittily answered “she’s my wife, I take her everywhere with me”…he chuckled and says “where do you think you are, New Orleans?” and I sorta stopped to think about it and said “well I am a tourist”…he points out and says “over there”, and I asked “drink it over there?, he says “no get rid of it” so I walked over to the trash can he’d pointed to, dropped in my can of beer and we went on our way….many CPD cops are not so friendly
yenta-fada wrote:
I know! Here, you are supposed to pay 5 cents per bag or (get this BS) a credit of 5 cents when you bring your own. The credit never happens but you bet your life the charge does. It was so successful in making millions in Montgomery County that Prince Georges is now getting on board. Still, I never saw one opportunity for citizens to vote on this “green” charge. It just showed up and now we are stuck with it. I used to love this state, but now all I want is out.
@ Mars:
Yes, I realize that ‘they’ keep you distracted by trivial stuff while they chip away at your rights. Rat/cheese/shock. Control.
yenta-fada wrote:
Yep. They love to incrementalize things. It’s a little here a little there, never mind the man behind the curtain, it’s for your own good.
At least the rats eventually are allowed to learn the maze.
Mars wrote:
DON’T FEED THE TROLLS. You give them your time and energy and they laugh. It’s not debate, it’s trolls flinging poo.
yenta-fada wrote:
I know. But, I live in a logical mindset and irrationalities really set me off.
@ Iron Fist:
I didn’t see it but you can find the transcript here.
They are putting together an organization to push for armed security for schools -- enlisting the help of police, and retired police and military.
http://home.nra.org/#/nraorg
http://home.nra.org/pdf/Transcript_PDF.pdf
h/t market-ticker
Mayor Bloomberg has a small cadre of hired hands who are near and with him literally 24 hours a day. They are armed, all the time, and they are paid to worry about these things so he doesn’t have to.
Likewise, President Obama has a literal army of trained, armed soldiers in the form of parts of the military and an entire division of officers (The Secret Service) whose job it is, once again, to make this not his problem for both him and his entire family. Michelle and his children do not have to concern themselves about these issues because there are literally over a thousand others who are paid to take that responsibility — up to and including eating a bullet in their place.
Neither of these people is proposing to rely on what they claim you should rely on — a “law.” A piece of paper, which today doesn’t even get printed on real paper; it’s a ghost in a machine that glows at you in the dark.
The Osprey wrote:
I did see it and I loved the way he told the press how they would write the headlines. Put it straight to them.
@ Mars:
In other words, trolls use your strengths against you.
Rodan, can we ban the troll now? He has been warned dozens of times not to use that stupid xd crap he keeps doing and he will not even follow a simple rule. This is ridiculous, he seems to think he’s on some stupid teen blog with all the ridiculous crap he does. If he can’t follow the rules he needs a time out.
He just did the stupid crap AGAIN on the bottom of the last thread after having already received a warning.
yenta-fada wrote:
True, but I’m done with him. He keeps getting warned about a stupid thing he does and refuses to follow the rules. Now I won’t rest until he’s banned. If you can’t follow the rules you don’t get to play, simple as that.
Mars wrote:
The only question is whether his sock puppet Outsider gets banned too.
@ Mars:
I gave him his final warning.
Rodan wrote:
censor!
censor!
Rodan wrote:
The sooner he’s back on his I <3 Beiber fanpage bragging about how he got banned cause he's soooo smart the better.
@ Mars:
outside and Freb123 are not the same guy. I checked ip.
@ heysoos:
I’m really trying not too.
@ doriangrey:
It probably had the added bonus of making those people with Big Gulps do a lot of spit takes when they heard it. A real win-win!
Rodan wrote:
he’s a fake, an outcast from LGF…Moonbeam or RainboyGuy….whatever he was…he’s from Oregon
Rodan wrote:
you Nazi!…wus up Adolf?
jus kidding
Rodan wrote:
Damn that’s hard to believe. They show up at the almost exact same time. They spout the same tired rhetoric, then when ferb gets going on his tired ass rants, outsider fades out.
I guess they must just be sharing a brain.
Rodan wrote:
Sometimes it has to be done. It does no one a service when childish antics irritate the main posters and commentators.
Mars wrote:
I don’t give a shit either way what happens to him
heysoos wrote:
I know that. I’m trying to assuage Rodans apparent guilt.
After coming from a ban happy site, some here are really paranoid about seeming to be the same.
Mars wrote:
Rodan won’t ban him for his distinctly juvenile posts, he’ll ban him because he’s a pain in the ass…no big deal…I doubt Rodan has any guilt about what he does with him
@ Mars:
We don’t have a lot of rules. If someone can’t follow them, they don’t want to be here. See, trolls exercise free will.
I missed it. What exactly did Ferb do?
yenta-fada wrote:
Yep.
RIX wrote:
Same sh!t, different day.
@ yenta-fada:
Just chronic annoying crap, huh?
RIX wrote:
it’s what he doesn’t do…I’ve only posted here for a few months and I’m impressed with this little room, a nice combo of fun and serious comments…at first I got hammered a couple of times for my opinions but everyone stayed cool and got over it…Lilly really smacked me around tgood and I really like her…it’s like that…so along comes this Ferbdude and he has no intention of legitimate debate, he’s not clever, he’s not funny or fun…after awhile he’s obnoxious…I don’t like seeing people banned and neither does Rodan, but you gotta have a better game than just to piss people off
Mars wrote:
I was banned for posting here. Now, THAT is an attempt to CONTROL my free will on the innernut. Very different level of banning.
RIX wrote:
Definitely CAC syndrome.
Ferb is on notice.
As far as feeb123 is concerned, would it not be better if everyone—everyone—completely ignored him?
I know that is difficult; we all like to jump in and say, “look, pal, this is where you are dead wrong…” But there’s no reason to speak to this clown; everyone knows what he is. Let him get bored and frustrated by being shunned, and he’ll go back to moveon.org where he belongs.
@ heysoos:
I get the feeling that Ferb is a kid & he likes annoying the adults.
The real piece of work is Johnnydowrong2.
He should have to give up the car keys & get his allowance cut.
yenta-fada wrote:
Hey, me too!
yenta-fada wrote:
Very true.
yenta-fada wrote:
Got it now.
RIX wrote:
Haven’t encountered that one.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hollywood-mpaa-pledges-support-national-conversation-gun-violence-405977
Ok, back on track now. With the MPAA controlled by Chris f-ing Dodd, I can pretty much guess how this “conversation” will go.
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
Mars wrote:
@ Mars:
Why do I get the feeling that the national conversation will be us being to told to shut up and listen how things will be?
Very much like comrade zero’s bi-partisanship.
citizen_q wrote:
Oh, you must know Dodd.
Chris Dodd would be in prison if he wasn’t a gd US senator…the feds are like the Mafia only hardly as good or efficient…I have zero respect for the feds, any of them
Rudy Guiliani is filling in for Haannity if anyone’s interested
With Obama announcing the nomination of Kerry for Sec of State
he acts like it is a homage to Viet Nam Vets.
Actually, it is a back hand slap & McCain sounds like a fool.
But did you translate the notice into ebonics for him first.@ Rodan:
Rudy G., atty of record for the Trans Texas Toll Road sell out of Texas, hired by dumb ass stutter-in-chief of Texas, Rick (short dick) Perry.
Rudy,
First know thyself.@ eaglesoars:
RIX wrote:
I nominate Al Capone for Archbishop of Chicago…same difference
McCain has removed all doubt.
Been making excuses for him to long we Vietnam Vets.
He is what he is now.
The other McCain is in the history books that way, this new one will have a whole other chapter.
@ buzzsawmonkey:
I totally agree. I’m a big proponent of “GAZE.” I like that because it lets the troll know that yes, I see you’re addressing me, but frankly, I have too much to do that deal with you. Go away.”
However, I did say last Friday, if you want to push your luck, I will be happy to stick you in my personal meat grinder.
@ eaglesoars:
I’d be curious how he’s handling the gun issue, if he is at all.
Kerrys own hand written documents for his awards and ciations are the evidence in his crimes.
The “Hap River” ie the 5 swiftboats, one hits an underwater mine.
3 stop to help, the other Kerry’s swiftboat, up stream 1,500 to 2,000 m’s and back.
He claims in his request for purple hearts for he and Lt. Rassmussen..
Heavy fire from both banks of the river, blah ,blah, blah.
Facts: Kerry panicked, hit the gas and went away from the other boats, when he saw that it was not an ambush he comes flying back, pulls up on the gas to quick and he falls into the area where he is and Lt. Rassmussen falls overboard up front.
That day only one radio call from the 5 swiftboats.
“One boat hit a underwater mine, we need a tow boat”
Kerry would not know the truth if it fell on him like a 2 ton rock.
Carolina Girl wrote:
says he doesn’t carry but if someone came into his house to harm him he wouldn’t mind having someone around with a gun to shoot the person.
?????
says the real issue is mental health
@ heysoos:
Capone might be a better choice for Sec of State.
RIX wrote:
Al is my pet go to guy when discussing the feds
@ taxfreekiller:
Kerrys testimony to the Fulbright Committee & the whole
Winter Soldier Project was a load of crap.
Kerry admitted that he never actually saw any atrocities, but his
members told him.
Most of those guys were not ever in combat to actually see anything,
many were never in country and many more were not veterans at all
So, done with ferb 123.
He shows us clear what a perfect subject of the state is like.
If his type is not a real dirt bag, he would be on the first cattle cars to the camps.
If he should end up a real state gual dirt bag with this type of ideas and thoughts he would in up being a guard at the camps.
@ heysoos:
Can’t miss with Big Al.
@ RIX:
was posting about my WW2 dad the other night, with others….over three years overseas, the duration blah blah…my BinL did almost three tours in Viet Nam…whatever….when Kerry is SS, the great fraud will be complete…this asshole should have been shot…Hillary Clinton should be doing hard time in prison…BO should be shining shoes at the bus depot…and these thoroughly corrupt saps consider me their ideological enemy?
Oh crimeny Obama’s gonna run his mouth again. ‘scuse me while I switch to the weather channel
heysoos wrote:
I love the way you tiptoe around issues! //
@ heysoos:
From your mouth to gods ears.
@ taxfreekiller:
He’s what they all are -- attention whores who try to turn the spotlight on themselves because they lack the gray matter to keep up with the REAL discussion.