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ZOOM OOT

by Bunk X ( 17 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Humor, OOT, Open thread at December 24th, 2012 - 2:52 am

ZOOM OOT

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17 Responses to “ZOOM OOT”
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  1. ThreeHundred
    1 | December 24, 2012 4:40 am

    No thread should spend Christmas Eve lonely and unattended..So Merry Christmas lonely thread! Somebody loves you after all.


  2. Da_Beerfreak
    2 | December 24, 2012 4:48 am

    Better late than never. (The OOT that is… :grin: )

    Merry Christmas to all the Mockers!!
    ::Insert little Santa here::


  3. Aussie Infidel
    3 | December 24, 2012 5:24 am

    httpv://heavens-gates.com  


  4. Aussie Infidel
    4 | December 24, 2012 5:25 am

    http://heavens-gates.com  
    Shall I try that one again?

    Merry Christmas everyone.

    :)


  5. 5 | December 24, 2012 7:20 am

    It’s “Start Cooking” day here. Clean up the mess, make a new mess, clean up that mess; rinse, repeat. Sure cuts down on the rampant chaos tomorrow, though.


  6. mawskrat
    6 | December 24, 2012 7:36 am

    may every one here have a great
    day and a Blessed Christmas


  7. rain of lead
    7 | December 24, 2012 8:24 am

    merry Christmas ya’ll
    may you all get everything you want and only half of what you deserve


  8. 8 | December 24, 2012 8:51 am

    @ mawskrat:

    Merry Christmas to all…..
    …and ROLL TIDE!


  9. rain of lead
    9 | December 24, 2012 8:54 am

    @ Carolina Girl:

    Meh.

    /abused Vol fan


  10. 10 | December 24, 2012 8:57 am

    Turkey is in the oven…


  11. rain of lead
    11 | December 24, 2012 9:01 am

    @ Mike C.:

    at reg temp?
    or low and slow


  12. 12 | December 24, 2012 9:15 am

    @ rain of lead:

    I tend to run them at roughly 340 F to start, because no matter how long you let them thaw in the fridge, there’s always ice inside. I did give it a cold water bath last evening, so I didn’t need a crowbar or anything this morning. 14.5 #, so probably 4 hours at normal oven temps. I don’t do any of the highly recommended oddball stuff -- I just roast the damned turkey. Has some celery and onion quarters and Season-All inside and is buttered and sprinled with Season-All outside, but no real stuffing. We do a big batch of dressing on the side instead (that’s for tomorrow.) Nothing exotic or goor-mett here, just food. Still have to do the cranberry sauce and the preliminaries on the green beans, but that stuff is so easy a husband can do it.


  13. Bumr50
    13 | December 24, 2012 9:18 am

    @ rain of lead:

    I personally feel that shorter is better.

    Also cook your bird upside down for most of the cook time, and then flip it for the final 30-45 min. to brown the “top.”


  14. 14 | December 24, 2012 9:50 am

    @ Bumr50:

    I cook at 400 for 15 minutes to brown and then switch to 325 for 20 mins per pound. Cover with foil after two hours’ cook time. Also brine in ice salt water and spice for at least 18 hours.


  15. 15 | December 24, 2012 9:59 am

    I always enjoy going to the grocery store the day before Thanksgiving and watching people waltz out with a 20+ lb. turkey -- frozen hard. Once I saw someone picking a huge one out of the bin -- with visible ice on the wrapper -- and saying out loud -- “Overnight should do it, right?” “Sure” I said, “if you stick it in a sauna.” Oddly, my humor went completely unappreciated.


  16. 16 | December 24, 2012 10:23 am

    Ya gotta plan ahead if you’re buying a frozen turkey…


  17. Bumr50
    17 | December 24, 2012 10:41 am

    @ Carolina Girl:
    @ Mike C.:

    We go to Pound’s.


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