Welcome John and Jane Q. Public! You’re the first patients in our brand new state of the art training facility. We’re all new here, too.
John, you start in Room 226 on your left; Jane, you’re in Room 224 at right. We’ll guide you through the *ahem* procedure. Make yourselves comfortable since you might be here a while, but please don’t sit down. Just drop ‘em, bend over and smile, because it’s time for your nightly Overnight Open Thread.