Welcome to ObamaCare Proctology

by Bunk X ( 10 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Healthcare, Humor, Medicine, OOT, Open thread at January 5th, 2013 - 10:30 pm

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Welcome John and Jane Q. Public! You’re the first patients in our brand new state of the art training facility. We’re all new here, too.

John, you start in Room 226 on your left; Jane, you’re in Room 224 at right. We’ll guide you through the *ahem* procedure. Make yourselves comfortable since you might be here a while, but please don’t sit down. Just drop ‘em, bend over and smile, because it’s time for your nightly Overnight Open Thread.

Tags: Medicine, Obamacare, Overnight Open Thread, Proctology, Socialism

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10 Responses to “Welcome to ObamaCare Proctology”
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Bunk X

1 | January 5, 2013 10:39 pm

“Please place all valuables and identification papers into the plastic bin and pass it through Window A.
Please remove all clothing, place it into the nylon bag and pass it through Window B.
An Advisor will give you further instructions over the intercom within the hour.
Do not attempt to adjust the thermostat. It is locked at 60 degrees F for your protection.”
2soonold2latesmart

2 | January 5, 2013 10:44 pm

Bend down, Ben Gassy.
Brick

3 | January 5, 2013 10:49 pm

Looks like my old high school.
yenta-fada

4 | January 5, 2013 11:17 pm

late for Caturday:

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/2012-natgeo-photo-contest-winners-slideshow/natgeo-contest-winners-photo-112304114.html
mfhorn

5 | January 6, 2013 12:32 am

Colo-rectal surgeon song
Moe Katz

6 | January 6, 2013 12:34 am

It tuchus a long time to reach this point.
mfhorn

7 | January 6, 2013 12:38 am

@ Moe Katz:

The end may be in sight.
AZfederalist

8 | January 6, 2013 12:53 am

mfhorn wrote:

@ Moe Katz:

The end may be in sight.

Everybody must be way behind
mfhorn

9 | January 6, 2013 12:57 am

@ AZfederalist:

Under the Obama, America’s hit bottom.
Moe Katz

10 | January 6, 2013 1:03 am

mfhorn wrote:

@ AZfederalist:
Under the Obama, America’s hit bottom.

Bummer.