Now I don’t know who Sophie Marceau is or why she should be embarrassed about a clothing failure (caused by pressure, gravity, lack of friction, and no static cling) when it seems she’s not shy about showing her stuff.
Honest, I don’t follow pop celebrities, but Ms. Marceau stood out. It appears that she’s a graceful dancer and that a lone hetero camaraman was the only one who noticed, while the rest of the coterie spoke in hushed whispers about how her left jolly was about to be shamelessly exploited on The Overnight Open Thread.
Tags: .gif animation, boobs, Overnight Open Thread, Sophie Marceau
/ a new dance craze is born…
Queen Victoria wrote this about breastfeeding: “Oh! if those selfish men — who are the cause of all one’s misery, only knew what their poor slaves go through! What suffering — what humiliation to the delicate feelings of a poor woman, above all a young one — especially with those nasty doctors…Especially the horrors about that peculiarly indelicate nursing (which is far worse than all the other parts).”
it’s just a step to the left, and then a flash to the right, swirl your elbow round, and tuck your boob in tight, but it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives them insane. let’s do the time warp again.
I’m a nipple head
heysoos wrote:
then answer the age old question… why do men have nipples?
brookly red wrote:
to give a woman a sense of superiority
facepalm = the sound of one hand clapping…
brookly red wrote:
It actually has to do with your genetic profile while you are in the fetal stage. Just to be on the safe side your DNA files you as female until your genes have actually made a decision.
(Drastic oversimplification of the real reason)
brookly red wrote:
don’t hurt yourself CityBoy…open a can of snails and chill out
Mars wrote:
kinda like dead people vote democrat till your next of kin make a decision
heysoos wrote:
canned snails? that is like instant grits…
brookly red wrote:
Close enough.
Oh, here we go again. Another bullcrap article about fracking putting methane in water. In the UK’s Daily Mail.
Our water is FLAMMABLE! Family’s terror as tap water containing TWICE safe level of methane creates fireball in their bathroom as it’s set alight by a nearby candle
What a pantload. We used to steal Dad’s zippo and set the water from the kitchen taps on fire whenever we got bored. It’s normal around the coal regions in Penna. As for TWICE the level of what it was two months ago -- honey, the methane disapates. And there a lots of reasons why methane levels change. Notice the article doesn’t say how close the fracking operation is -- hust that it’s ‘near’. That could be 100 miles.
brookly red wrote:
it came to me…I don’t know anything about snails, except you seem like the type to eat one
@ heysoos:
heysoos
this is the friday night get drunk and hang out thread?
a moonshine song from JB
Gods own drunk
heysoos wrote:
same here you seem like an instant grits kinda guy
eaglesoars wrote:
methane in water = farting in the pool.
did you really eat a snail?…brookly red wrote:
did you really eat a snail?…honestly, did you eat a friggin snail?
what sort of person eats snails?….
threadworthy
heysoos wrote:
well I have had the French way in garlic & butter and found it over rated. (like most things French) The Chinese way in black bean sauce is better but nit something I go out of my way for.
heysoos wrote:
what kind of persons eats horse balls… chicken gizzards… cows tongues? hell the POTUS eats dogs.
brookly red wrote:
honest…I just can’t eat squid, octopus, snails, raw stuff, eyeballs, or Coco Puffs
heysoos wrote:
Really? You can’t eat calimarri? It’s fabulous. But conch is even better.
I love cow liver and bird gizzards, but the thought of eating brains, penises, testicles and lungs makes me want to puke…raw eel?
@ eaglesoars:
Had calamari for dinner tonight.
But I miss conch fritters that I ate growing up in Miami.
The only slightly oddball thing I can think of that I’ve eaten was probably beef cheek meat. A little sticky, but damn that has the richest beef flavor I’ve ever eaten.
heysoos wrote:
but yet you want to be regarded as a tough guy… hahahah even the French eat snails. John the Baptist ate locust… but coco puffs… wtf is a coco puff?
eaglesoars wrote:
conch is delicious….maybe I need some hipster food therapy…I like scallops, fish, crab, all that…who the hell could eat an octopus? that’s crazy
brookly red wrote:
give me a potato and I’m good to go…I don’t need all this shit I can’t even spell
all this strange food
gimme a cheeseburger anytime
heysoos wrote:
eel is not eaten raw… and lungs are not bad especially if you hold their heart in you hand as you ea… I have never done bath salts and I want a lawyer now.
Calo wrote:
Lightly peppered deep fried rubber bands with a slight fish taste. No thanks.
Mars wrote:
at the end of the day pizza is God’s perfect food…
brookly red wrote:
I think you smoke an eel…in a pipe or whatever I don’t know and don’t want to…eels are like very long snails and only a cave man would eat one
@ Mars:
Excellent post you put up earlier today, Mars.
I’m sorry I wasn’t around to comment on it in real time.
Mars wrote:
hurl
snails seemed tasteless.
Calo wrote:
Thank you.
Mars wrote:
If they have the toughness of rubber bands, they’ve been overcooked. I’m not big on the batter fried stuff -- I like my conch and squid in a pasta sauce
I’ve tried eels, octopus and sea urchin as sushi. Nope. Didn’t like it.
I will not TOUCH offal.
heysoos wrote:
I guess the oysters I just had would not be your thing.
@ heysoos:
Please bring an air sickness bag with you next time before you decide to hurl all over my shoes, please.
@ eaglesoars:
offal is awful
@ Calo:
hands calo a napkin
SHRIMPS bottom dwelling shit eaters… yet no one objects?
Calo wrote:
and those are nice shoes btw…
brookly red wrote:
have you ever noticed that col invention, fire?…and you’d eat my forearm if I offered it to you…get civilized amigo
@ brookly red:
Have you eveh tried crawfish?
They don’t call them mud suckers for no reason.
They are terribly gritty.
heysoos wrote:
dont be such a wuss… fish eggs? caviar can you deal?
Calo wrote:
love em… Etouffee is OK but I like the dumplings/fritters better
Calo wrote:
we did some crawfish earlier..I was at a music festival and bought a five pound box with some others and I tell you I was scared to eat them…I’d eaten plenty of shelled crayfish but I’m not into tentacles and guts…but I followed along and tore into them pretending to know what I was doing and voila!…I got it, scooped, and shucked and sucked my way to Cajun manhood…I was really proud of myself, like an initiation
@ heysoos:
I suppose you like brisket as well.
Deer heart is really tasty, as is deer liver, probably because it is fresh.
Prebanned wrote:
fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti is it?
brookly red wrote:
down in Jamaica…
the rural folk catch a fish from the sea…they toss it into the coals and roast it whole til it blows up and splits apart…then the scoop out the guts and eat them, delicately strip every last molecule of flesh, scoop out the eyeballs, then split open the skull and eat the brains…all with a fine precision…it’s disgusting
@ heysoos:
No, that is an art.
Calo wrote:
I’ve eaten Texas style brisket that is every bit as good as tenderloin
@ Calo:
re nasty food
george carlin had a bit about kids not eating certin things
“how do you know you don’t like it if you’ve never tried it’
I know I don’t like it and if I tried it, I would like it even less!”
heysoos wrote:
you prefer some guest worker from Nigeria cleans your chicken for you?
rain of lead wrote:
kinda what I say to gays…
@ eaglesoars:
heart is tender and tasty, I have never tried beef heart but I bet it is yummy.
Calo wrote:
there are many people in this world that are concerned with little besides the next meal…Jamaica is like that and their poverty endears me to them in some way..I’ve eaten boiled roots of some kind more than once down there
heysoos wrote:
you do know that is tourists from Connecticut?
@ brookly red:
Trout eggs are yummy fried on the riverbank in an iron pot over a driftwood fire.
brookly red wrote:
westerners became rich off dudes from the East…thanks and come back soon!
@ heysoos:
Prebanned wrote:
skippy… fish eggs is good eating. people love chicken eggs but gag at fish eggs? wtf?
heysoos wrote:
yeah but we make up for it by selling tourist’s kidneys.
Ok, now I’m hungry for sushi -- and everything is closed.
Prebanned wrote:
we used to take a gutted little brook trout, skewer it in a sharp stick and roast them over a pinelog fire…a little salt and pepper…we were just kids and that was so cool, to feed yourself…very tasty too
well
the young lady is playing red dead redemption (a super violent shootem up western) and doing silly stuff to see if she can break the game
how the hell she got the stagecoach stuck up in a tree i’ll never know
brookly red wrote:
Different texture and they’re raw. I love ‘em but I understand why some people don’t. A lot of eating is mental. If you gave me a dish, didn’t tell me what it was, I loved it and THEN told me it was dog -- I’d be sick for a week.
@ rain of lead:
Hurricane?
heysoos wrote:
so you don’t mind the eating just the gutting … sounds like a liberal to me.
eaglesoars wrote:
we have to pass it to see what’s in it.
>Nancy Pelosie
brookly red wrote:
liberals eat dogs…not me
Calo wrote:
nope she’s a psycho with the reins
jeez
now she’s trying to find a cliff to see if the game will let her drive off of it
yep
it will
these are good traits to know for when she gets ready for a car
rain of lead wrote:
Making the coach fly is more fun.
brookly red wrote:
Instant grits are an abomination unto the Lord.
You can make real grits in the microwave without having to stir them more than a time or two. They never burn.
heysoos wrote:
I’ve tried ‘em. No big deal.
brookly red wrote:
True.
heysoos wrote:
My grandpa used to make them into stew. He was a coal miner, so I guess you could call him a cave man. He wouldn’t have minded.
eaglesoars wrote:
Fish eggs are wonderful.
I’m not eating a dog. That’s Obozo’s gig.
This should be a thread. Barry Rubin has a great piece on Obama, Brennan, Hegal and Kerry,
The Four Horseman of the American Foreign Policy Apocolypse
she should be a beta tester for a gaming co.
more than anything she likes to goof around and see what sort of goofy shit she can do
@ rain of lead:
Sounds like the way Kuwaitis drive.
I saw a Mercedes suspended in power lines once.
rain of lead wrote:
I still remember when my brother had his character just walking through town and a horse and wagon just suddenly started spinning and took off straight up into the air.
@ 1389AD:
What is a ‘grit’? Better question- why are there grits?
1389AD wrote:
Quick question. Did he live or was descended from family in Wales?
lobo91 wrote:
Saudis too. I came out of an underpass and they had a toyota pickup straight up and down against the side of the concrete.
@ Mars:
Stealth tornado?
@ rain of lead:
these are good traits to know for when she gets ready for a car
@ 1389AD:
I managed to start a fire in my microwave a couple days ago.
I’ve seen it happen on TV and stuff, but never in person before.
mfhorn wrote:
it’s a way to ingest corn…I love ‘southern cookin’ but I don’t get grits
mfhorn wrote:
ground corn kernals. Italians call it polenta
@ heysoos:
Me neither.
Never heard of them until I joined the Army.
@ rain of lead:
Hurricane Cow in a Tree
mfhorn wrote:
Could have been.
One of the fun things about Red Dead was the occasionally wonky physics engine.
heysoos wrote:
I eat crawdads.
eaglesoars wrote:
I won’t eat brains or nervous system meat. BSE and the like.
@ Mars:
Maybe that explains Kuwait…
Hominey and grits
w/butter, s&p. Love it.
@ heysoos:
@ eaglesoars:
I tried them, once, when my HS band played the World’s Fair in Knoxville. Also tried okra.
Thanks, but no.
Calo wrote:
oh, that’s covered
my beard is also thick with grey
it’s ok though
makes me look wise
*snicker*
1389AD wrote:
Nor will I. But to be fair, the only cows infected in the U.S. were actually infected in Canada. And the only human case was a girl from the UK, where she contracted the illness.
mfhorn wrote:
I get okra, grits not so much…
but down south is all about grits, so I eat grits
mfhorn wrote:
The grits should be creamy w/that slight corn sweetness. If that’s not what you got, you was robbed.
okra is another matter. If they’re not prepared properly, they will be slimy -- which nobody wants.
@ heysoos:
I’ve never tried grits and I abhor brisket.
I suck as a good Southerner.
rain of lead wrote:
they say my beard makes me look like Kenny Rodgers…man, I really hate that
@ heysoos:
Gotta get to N’Awlen’s for some real Cajun food. We’ve got a couple places here that are pretty good, but they don’t have that great jazz playing!
@ heysoos:
Heh!
@ Calo:
Love brisket. I’m going to try a slow cooker version sometime. Maybe in the next couple weeks.
Calo wrote:
I love it over there…I just can’t say enough about the Gulf region…
but all of America is my turf, and every American is my brother or sister, wayward or not
@ heysoos:
is that pre-failed, bad plastic surgery or post fail kenny
@ mfhorn:
I have brisketophobia.
mfhorn wrote:
I’m originally from the north…going down to Mardi Gras in the mid 70′s was an eye popper…I fell in love with the ‘south’…the NOLA Jazzfest is utterly mind boggling…I’ve done the entire gig more than once…it’s can be very expensive, but it’s a right of passage so to speak…I love New Orleans
@ Calo:
do you like cornbread?
@ heysoos:
You are not entertaing me tonight.
Let’s talk TexMex food.
heysoos wrote:
They are treated with alkali to enhance bioavailability of vitamin B3 in the corn.
Calo wrote:
blech
rain of lead wrote:
I have a good buddy up in Philly, wears a porkpie hat, fingerless gloves and reminds me of Rambo…he calls me Kenny all the time…pisses me off
@ heysoos:
Be careful.
I just bookmarked that comment.
Calo wrote:
for whatever reason, I like cilantro…it tastes fresh
@ Calo:
I could post some NightWish…
/galt
eaglesoars wrote:
you prefer a diet of turnips?…TexMex food is a gift
heysoos wrote:
boring
Now MEXICAN cuisine -- with the mole, etc., -- is wonderful.
@ heysoos:
Yeah, fresh soap.
/galt
Calo wrote:
when you are a hick from Townville, and go rock in Philly, NYC, Baltimore/DC you’d better catch on quick or you won’t be invited back…over there you’re a pussy if you drink milk…I love it up there tho…fuckers are batshit nuts…live in Falls Church? are you insane?
heysoos wrote:
NO
Compare the taxes.
DC and MD are insane.
eaglesoars wrote:
there are very distinct differences between Mexican, New Mexican cuisine, and Texmex chow…google it, it’s pretty interesting
eaglesoars wrote:
my pal in Falls Church is a realestate broker…his property taxes are eyepopping
heysoos wrote:
there are very distinct differences between Mexican, New Mexican cuisine, and Texmex chow…google it, it’s pretty interesting
EXACTLY!
CynicalConservative wrote:
I love New Mexico…very laid back, the last refuge sort off…the difference between us and East Coast fairy people is profound…like another planet
heysoos wrote:
Yep. Try Montgomery Co. MD. Try DC. and property taxes aren’t the only taxes to take into consideration.
The taxes in MD are so onerous that Virgina state gov’t has an entire agency with branch offices in various counties whose sole purpose is to search out businesses in MD and DC and show them how their businesses would be more profitable in Virginia because of the tax structure.
We live in Alexandria VA. In Mont. Co. our tax burden would be about 30% higher.
This is nothing new. I divorced in the late 80′s and when I was looking at areas to move to, the Virginia taxes were the deciding factor.
DC has actually tried to impose taxes on people who work in the city but don’t live there -- 3 times by my count. Businesses went nuts -- all their employees would quit and there was no love for the idea of hiring from the local population, not known for it’s educational accomplishments or work ethic unless they worked for law firms, on the Hill, etc. It would have killed the restaurants, etc.
@ Calo:
What, you trying to kill me Calo?
/galt
@ heysoos:
I laid back in your state a few summers ago.
Had a great view of the Sandia Mountain Range from my hospital bed for a few days.
But, the Mexican food I had out your way was fabulous, reminded me of Californian Mexican food which tastes nothing like TexMex.
@ CynicalConservative:
Crap that was painful.
/galt
@ eaglesoars:
don’t get me wrong, I love visiting up there…but people are so hostile, honking at each other, in such a hurry to go nowhere…Reston, Tyson Corners, all that…it’s undignified by NM standards….too many Muslims too
Calo wrote:
New Mexicans know beans and chilies
@ CynicalConservative:
Don’t impose Nightwish on me.
Where is Mongoose tonight?
heysoos wrote:
I will! I’m fairly familiar w/Mex and Tex Mex but not at all with NM cuisine.
@ Calo:
here is your angel
power tios?…
I suggest these guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c7d8BYJy8I
These are the same folks who think they’re going to create a database of 300 million guns:
heysoos wrote:
tell me about it. When I lived in Falls Church my condo was directly across the street from THAT mosque. The book Infiltration: How Muslim Spies and Subversives have Penetrated Washington talks about Northern Virginia which the author dubbed ‘wahhabicorridor’ (which I took as my LGF nic for years)
@ eaglesoars:
Green chile stew should be a food group.
@ heysoos:
just got paid today, obama left me a pocket full of change
@ rain of lead:
Ah, that’s a beautiful tune, ROL.
My kid is a C&W fan.
Moved her from California too soon and tainted her with the Texas Two Step before she discovered rap.
rain of lead wrote:
You’re doing better than I am, then.
I deposited two checks I received for one of my classes last Thursday evening into an ATM. The machine ate them. No deposit. Wouldn’t give them back.
Eight days later, still no deposit. The fourth person I talked to from the bank told me today that it’ll probably take another week.
lobo91 wrote:
I guess so! NM cuisine actually sounds quite yummy. What I’m seeing about texmex says it uses too much cheese and ground beef -- which I gather is rarely, if ever, seen in Mexico.
@ lobo91:
Do you know there are creeps who post on this site that like brisket?
WTF, is that constitutional?
@ lobo91:
Smart phone/tablet, please.
@ eaglesoars:
I think the main ingredient in TexMex is Velveeta.
lobo91 wrote:
um, why?
there are laws about that.
Calo wrote:
Brisket is real American food.
Calo wrote:
what’s the problem? I understand brisket to be a cut from the chest muscle.
So…..? I don’t understand
@ eaglesoars:
Because they’re apparently incompetent?
It’s USAA. I’ve been a member for 15 years and never had a problem before.
This little adventure would have caused me to close all my accounts with them if they didn’t handle my homeonwer’s insurance, too.
lobo91 wrote:
Actually it’s cheddar. Which has never seen the southwest.
btw I LOVE velveeta for some things..
@ eaglesoars:
makes good bait
@ lobo91:
No, it’s food that lurks around big cities dodging the Constitution while subjecting itself upon the Brownies?
lobo91 wrote:
Ok, not a ‘regular bank’. Not subject to the same regs.
It appears they’re taking the float. I’m having a similar problem getting some money out of an investment acct I want to put into gold -- they’re stalling releasing the funds.
Might get ugly
lobo91 wrote:
And GREAT grilled cheese sandwiches. I like bologna too.
yes, I AM white trash, why do you ask?
@ eaglesoars:
It’s a problem with the ATM. The checks apparently didn’t feed properly for some reason. According to their people, they’re still stuck inside the machine, which hasn’t been serviced yet.
@ eaglesoars:
When your Mexican food is smothered in Velveeta, we will talk.
Until then, I’ll be in NYC without my Constitution, wandering around.
@ Calo:
and mumbling
don’t forget mumbling
@ Calo:
We determined earlier today that the Constitution doesn’t apply in NYC.
I never could get an answer as to why, though. Just got called names.
Calo wrote:
Well, true Mexican food would not be. TexMex may be -- it has too much cheese period -- and NM would not be.
So tell me -- what’s the problem with brisket?
You’re in NYC? Can you send some sushi my way? I’m jonesing…..
Well, Leia and I have a gun show in the morning, so it’s getting to be that time.
See you all tomorrow, assuming we survive the day.
lobo91 wrote:
I have a bridge…………
Is there an ‘out of order’ sign on the thing?
@ lobo91:
funny
the young lady and I do also
but we are going to look and maybe shop a little
@ lobo91:
Night, ankle biter.
Good luck at the show this weekend.
@ Calo:
hehe
the young lady has been doing fractions in school and I think this is her new theme song
MATH SUX!!
heysoos wrote:
I like grits and I’m not originally from the south. Much better than oatmeal.
@ lobo91:
I didn’t know the Sheltie was a gun dog.
More bullshit.
They know what the rainfall is going to be for the next 100 years, got it.
heysoos wrote:
There is a place in Truth or Consequences, Hot Peppers, up on the hill off the highway. Great Mexican food, chili rellanos are awesome. They use Hatch chilis.
@ rain of lead:
My kid loves math, her accounting elective and dresses.
Crap, Imma gonna fire her from being mine.
She is a mutant.
@ Moe Katz:
Fact, Leia goes where Lobo goes.
Err, or where the peanut butter pretzels go.
@ Calo:
She sniffs out dangerous gun buyers at the show.
@ Moe Katz:
Dogs can sniff out cancer.
Still searching for a credible study on how canines sniff out the crazy vs regular folks.
on that note I am off to see the lizard as well
yinz play nice
@ rain of lead:
Nite Rain. Sleep well.
It was nice to see mawcat here for a bit today.
Night Rain
… And I’m out for the night as well. Good night all
Calo wrote:
Interesting! I had no idea they could be so accurate.
Night….
Saturday AM. Only going to put in a half-day at the office, and don’t have any other pressing duties, so no need to rush this morning. Don’t see anything really new out there to discuss, just more of the same. I see that LuckyGunner.com still has no .223/5.56 mm ammo in stock, and that 9 mm is severly depleated. Personally, I’d avoid that Military Ballistic Industries stuff -- I ordered 500 rounds of their stuff in .38 Special back when, and I was not happy with it. Failures to eject, misfires, and even failures to chamber, fer cripes’ sake. Your mileage may vary, but I’ll never buy it again.
I see that clicking on this one at YouTube now gets you a warning that it may be offensive…