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Tags: Open thread







Campaign in New Zealand to outlaw cats.
@ Moe Katz:
Only because they can’t get rid of humans.
Yet.
@ Bumr50:
First they came for the cats….
@ Moe Katz:
…and then they will come for the dogs. Then Kiwiland will become the starting point for Planet of The Apes!
@ Moe Katz: Enviro-wacko-progressives want to commit a holocaust on all the innocent kitties.
The anti-human faction of humanity (the progressives, Islamists, …) also want to destroy the pets. Serial killers and mass-murderers often start out by torturing and slaughtering the neighborhood pets.
@ Moe Katz:
Yeah but they are so cute when they are killing stuff.
Really.
At any rate I got a soft comfortable mainly indoor cat who pretty much is the main occupant of the house I make the payments for and occasionally sleep in and serve her.
The only thing she kills are mice, rats, bugs, and cans of cat food. There is a big bullfrog that does not seem to have any toxic effect and is so big and slimy that all she can do is hold it in her mouth and wait at the door for me to let her in (never gonna happen). She has a bad hip and cannot jump or climb the fence or walls.
She is probably going to be the last one just because by the time she passes away I’ll be getting up there in age — we are about the same biolgical age (she’s 10~11 years old). But I would never contemplate doing away with her because of some environmentalist. We’ve been through too much.
What the hell is it about liberals wanting to kill everything anyway?
The Australian Army actually conducted an operation to hunt feral cats once, back in the ’90s.
unclassifiable wrote:
Life doesn’t like to be told what to do.
@ 8 Bumr50:
It’s a sugar coated doom and gloom malthusian view isn’t it? Ridden up in orgies of guilt complexes. the single best thing that can be done to a lib like this is to slap them in the face.
Looks like they’re trying to kill off the economy, too.
Gun Buy back here in Seattle today as a first step into Gun Control. line of cars passing by 20 or so young 20 something males with handmade signs offering to buy the guns for more than the 100-200 dollars the city was offering. No women merchants. They could have scored.
@ darkwords:
How can they “buy back” something they never owned in the first place?
if a cat does not live at least half the time outdoors, it’s no good to me…cat s are made to climb, stalk and kill…to deny them that is to deny them their genetic legacy…cats are country pets
@ 12 lobo91: i was amused by all the capitalists that saw a gun buyback as an opportunity to make money. set up shop just outside.
@ 13 heysoos: Do cats ever get lost? I don’t think so. Lots of lost cat ads on telephone poles around here. I think cats are just capitalists at heart and can’t stomach the restrictions of a liberal household.
Cool and funny vid. Some of those cats lost a life.
darkwords wrote:
there are plenty of accounts of cats traveling up to a few hundred miles to get back to where they are loved, same as dogs…nobody knows how pets do that…but I do know that some fat, declawed, lap cat is not for me…I have at least two, feral cats hanging out around my bunkhouse…awesome animals…they can be very friendly with me, but then wander away unimpressed and I won’t see them for days
Moe Katz wrote:
This dude has obviously not fired a Hello Kitty AK-47.
Macker wrote:
Yep
my ideal cat would weight 35 pounds and will take on a coyote and beat it…35 pounds of feline terror
@ heysoos:
You want a cat named Bob.
heysoos wrote:
Remember the Ashera I posted about a couple weeks ago? Her’s another one. The Savannah cat.
@ song_and_dance_man:
was it you?…the post about the giant house cats?…I went crazy over those guys
Tame bobcat
@ Moe Katz:
yesss!…I could do that guy
Here’s a golden oldie. Pig hunting from a chopper.
@ Moe Katz:
That’s a pretty big Bobcat compared to the ones I’ve seen in the wild. Must be the better food a domesticated one might get.
I once saw an American Lynx in the wild, and posted about it at 1.0. But I was poo-pooed because of the location of where I saw it. Too far south they said. However I wasn’t the only one who saw it cross the path we were on maybe 20 yards away. It was unmistakeable what we saw.
@ huckfunn:
@ huckfunn:
BBQ tomorrow!
@ song_and_dance_man:
I wonder if most vets would accept a pet like that in their practice.
@ song_and_dance_man:
bobcat and lynx are extremely stealth…to see one of either in an entire lifetime is rare…my ex spotted a mountain lion over in Arizona…in broad daylight, and watched it sneak about for 30 min…incredible luck
heysoos wrote:
That would be a bunch of BBQ. I was working up in Hillsboro, south of Ft. Worth, a few years ago and there was some sort of big hog eradication program. There were piles of hogs out beside the highway.
@ huckfunn:
Yeah those suckers are a huge problem. Do you have any idea it they’re indigenous or did they come from some place else?
@ huckfunn:
have a good buddy in Dallas, he’s hunted them, on horseback, jeep, and foot…he won’t eat them, says they taste bad
Moe Katz wrote:
Cry haddock!! And let slip the Cats of War…
@ song_and_dance_man:
pigs came from Spain
Moe Katz wrote:
I wouldn’t if I were a vet. The animal is still feral, and would be used to the family that raised it. As a vet I might be seen as a bigger predator once I started to do things to it the family would not do.
@ heysoos:
Some guy had a 40 pound serval here in a Pittsburgh neighborhood a few years back that kept escaping until it was confiscated.
Freaked people out!
meh…nothing ventured, nothing gained…if I were a vet, I’d try to care for any animal that needed it…you’re either in the game or not
@ huckfunn:
What they using huck? Looks like 10 gauge slugs.
@ huckfunn:
In keeping with the thread topic, looks like they could use a pride of lions.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
The pigs in central and east Texas are just indigenous strays. I got a couple down in south Texas near Brackettville. They had the broad flat snouts like a European boar. Cooked up real nice.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
A regular dog and cat practice wouldn’t, but a large animal vet might. They’re more used to dealing with dangerous animals. I went to HS with someone who has a practice like that. He mostly deals with cattle and horses and stuff, but sometimes he helps out at the zoo.
Bumr50 wrote:
I’m not into having wild animals beyond control…but somebody posted about these HUGE house cats, and they were my style…I can’t seem to google it
@ huckfunn:
I’d eat one in a heartbeat…I figure a pig is a pig…
yum
@ heysoos:
I’ve spent a good part of my life camping, backpacking in the wilderness and mountain biking. I’ve seen almost everything there is to see and have pics of most of them. And I have pics of Bobcat in the wild. Unfortunately for the Lynx sighting we had no camera that day as we were mountain biking out in the boonies on a hiking trail. We were traversing a steep incline and the Lynx crossed into the trail(we were stopped for some reason, water intake maybe) stopped looked at us and slowly walked away and then down the lower side of the incline.
The best thing I ever saw were Condors. Talk about a huge bird.
In the first year I moved here I saw a Bald Eagle. I was biking along the Rio Grande just south of Montano and there it was scoping for a fish.
Da_Beerfreak wrote:
Why not, just for the halibut?
@ unclassifiable:
And yeah I know that creates another issue…
…but they’d look cute taking down a few Russian boars.
heysoos wrote:
You wouldn’t want to eat a javelina, but those are down in south Texas. Nasty critters. The feral hogs smoke up real nice, though. A little gamy because they’re not corn fed like what you get at Safeway. The ones I got were great. Caught ‘em in big pens and popped ‘em with a .45. Man, they were pissed off. About 250 lbs apiece.
@ heysoos:
Had a deeeeeelisious rack of ribs down in S. Tx from a 200 pounder.
unclassifiable wrote:
I’m thinking double-ought buck. There are multiple impacts.
darkwords wrote:
They tried it here in Tucson a few weeks ago. Sponsored by the one formerly Republican city council members. He pretty much showed his true colors when he excoriated the Republicans for daring to run someone to fill Gabby Giffords seat and then went to work for the democrat candidate. Anyway, he sponsored this buy-back program for anybody who had a gun in the house that was scared of it and wanted to get rid of it. He was offering $50 Safeway gift certificates. Tucson police would be on hand to check serial numbers to see if related to a crime. BTW, Safeway donated at least some of those gift certificates; Mrs. Federalist and I will not darken the doors of Safeway again. One of the local conservatives set up a table down the way from the buy-back dude and offered to buy any guns worth more than $50. He had FFL person on hand to make the transactions. One older woman brought a gun in and when she saw Antenori’s table, a bidding war started and she wound up getting over $200. She was overwhelmed, the only reason she had brought the gun in was that she really needed the money for food.
Buy back organizer was appalled that the conservatives were doing this; he called it making a mockery of his attempt to get those guns off the streets. Yeah, in that respect, he was pretty perceptive.
@ Moe Katz:
Why not??
@ huckfunn:
True dat.
Dinner bell ringing.
@ song_and_dance_man:
well, you nailed it…you have to be out there to see what’s out there in the back country…but consider the badger, to make my point…they are out there in healthy numbers…so how many humans have ever seen one?…the higher predators are nocturnal, even while the cats at the top of the chain might wander around during the daytime
@ AZfederalist:
Most of the guns that are turned in during those events aren’t “on the street,” anyway. They come out of some old lady’s closet, where they’ve been sitting since her husband died 20 years ago.
heysoos wrote:
That was me. Google Ashera and Savannah cats.
lobo91 wrote:
My bet at that point is the state of New York will try to grab the FFL records to see who has firearms that are not registered by the deadline set by the state.
@ lobo91:
so the public turns in 999 pieces of junk, then Boom!…there’s the one priceless relic you’ve been waiting for….case closed
song_and_dance_man wrote:
thanks, again
Da_Beerfreak wrote:
The dogs of doom are howling more.
/zep reference
heysoos wrote:
He toils not.
here’s a Zep reference
heysoos wrote:
I was thinking more like Culver City.
Moe Katz wrote:
one mean assed sob…I love em
lobo91 wrote:
heysoos wrote:
My father-in-law’s WWII Walther PPK (with leather holster in top condition) got turned in to the Columbus, OH PD on one of those $50 buy backs… sob, sniff…
Bumr50 wrote:
It’s just a big cat. Unless it was eating it’s cousins.
lobo91 wrote:
And with the cost of tamed wild cats and the hybrids comes the cost of taking them to specialists.
heysoos wrote:
Stoats are amazing too.
@ song_and_dance_man:
It would get loose and go hang around a big, city park.
my grandfather had a Colt 1911 and a Luger, brought back from Europe after WW1 by his brother, my great uncle…the Colt had a steel box with a cleaning kit and extra full mag, the Luger came in a holster…they were mine, museum pieces…but my sister stole them and sold them for a couple lines of coke
@ heysoos:
Bummer!
heysoos wrote:
Yep. The more you’re out there the more likely to see stuff. One more story. We were hiking and up on this slope we heard rock cascading down. We looked up and then we spotted them on a precarious slope. A big horn ram with a harem of ewes. Once the ram knew we spotted them he chased the guilty ewe across the face of this steep grade. It was an amazing thing to see.
lobo91 wrote:
Gun Control programs reminiscent of Cash for Clunkers.
Moe Katz wrote:
Mongoose vs cobra
@ song_and_dance_man:
I watched a lone, nearly white, big horn ram cross a snow covered mountainside across from the one I was perched on through a Leupold scope for about an hour outside of Gardiner, MT (Gallatin National Forest) on an elk hunt in which the elk weren’t cooperating.
Magnificent.
Bumr50 wrote:
The owners should have known, it they had owned cats before this, that they can’t be tamed insofar as staying home.
@ huckfunn:
Wow.
@ huckfunn:
aladam those rodents are fast.
Bumr50 wrote:
I know there are several species, but I have never seen one almost all white. I wonder it they change coats based on the hue of their surroundings. The many I’ve seen were in SoCal and were tannish and white.
in the Black Hills, you can see Big Horn sheep all day…a magnificent beast
@ Moe Katz:
@ song_and_dance_man:
I saw a lot of them in Thailand. Real quick.
all day is a stretch…it’s to say that the Black Hills are like a zoo
huckfunn wrote:
According to Wikipedia, they are actually immune to the venom.
@ heysoos:
Have you ever seen one of these? I found a dying specimen that was at least four inches long. And have wandered into a gaggle of them swarming about low to the ground. Thank God they ignore humans like Foster at a Tofu buffet.
The Tarantula Hawk Wasp
@ song_and_dance_man:
Eek.
Large insects freak me out more than anything.
@ song_and_dance_man:
@ song_and_dance_man:
weird bugs are huge in NM
Moe Katz wrote:
I’m pretty sure that the mongoose is the only natural predator for the cobra. If it weren’t for the furry little fellas, SE Asia would be knee deep in Cobras.
When in doubt, make shit up:
Crime has been declining since the ’80s, primarily due to the fact that we’ve locked up a significant percentage of the criminals.
Bumr50 wrote:
look at it as protein, a 12 inch millipede is lunch
@ Bumr50:
These suckers are scary. When they fly right by your head they sound like a buzzsaw. Imagine walking in a desert, that must be a breeding ground for tarantulas, and there are hundreds of them buzzing around.
My friend Dave says, don’t worry, they won’t hurt you. Oh, OK, and we walked through that dreadful area. I hated that part of the hike. And I’ve seen them before that, but usually one or two, not a whole squadron.
@ huckfunn:
some genius imported the Asian mongoose onto Jamaica…now there are no snakes of any sort….gone like a cool breeze
Moe Katz wrote:
Still I would think the cobra teeth into the hide of the mongoose would not be something the mongoose would like.
heysoos wrote:
Yep. I once saw a Rhino beetle here. But that was in the 70′s.
I wonder if this still works.
It was a gag, but whenever we said his name three times, like the beetlejuice movie, he(DoD’s ISTI) would appear.
mongoose, mongoose, mongoose
song_and_dance_man wrote:
there is a species of cricket down here that is gigantic in comparison with a typical cricket..like KricketKong…they get into my shack in the summers and raise hell…their night time love call is so loud it drives me nuts, so I hunt them down with roach killer in a bottle…Cricket Cong
hi, what are you doing?…
I’m hunting crickets, back off
Billy Gibbons
Found this critter on my deck railing. For reference, that’s a 4x4 post he’s leaning against.

heysoos wrote:
The only local crickets I’ve seen here are normal size. BTW, have you noticed all the geese and duck moving west in the past few days? This area must be a migration corridor or something.
@ huckfunn:
Wow. It’s back looks like a…er..nevermind.
unclassifiable wrote:
I’m happy that La Gata is so good at killing nasty bugs. I really hate bugs.
lobo91 wrote:
And because of the aging of the population demographics.
It isn’t unheard of for old people to commit crimes (mostly shoplifting) but it isn’t all that common.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
Mostly guns that are inoperable or basically worthless.
huckfunn wrote:
I hope they made proper use of the meat and didn’t leave them to rot.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
Heh! Here’s a walking stick trying to eat my tire. BTW, that’s an 18″ tire.

@ huckfunn:
I once keep a praying mantis as a pet. They will stay on a plant inside the house as long as you feed it. I started to forget about that, day after intermittent day, and it finally flew to the window so I let it go out the door.
This must be why Iran needs nuclear power:
1389AD wrote:
Programs like that are laughable. Oooh, we are getting guns off the streets. Yahoo.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
Mantises are cool critters. Only bug that I can think of that can turn its head. They are voracious predators.
1389AD wrote:
Wild pigs are vermin and a scourge to farmers and ranchers. They probably dug a pit and dumped them in.
Why is Joe Rogan a MMA commentator? Seems like a huge waste of airtime.
JOhn Dodson. ABQ NM Heysoos Jr.
huckfunn wrote:
I don’t normally go for this type of stuff, but I found this one fairly fun.
huckfunn wrote:
THe one I found was a baby. It was clinging to our patio screen. And as it grew it was OK with flies and moths. It’s eyes are amazing to look at.
@ song_and_dance_man:
I love the funny animal youtubes and gifs. There’s some funny stuff out there.
bbl time to eat
huckfunn wrote:
I know, but I’m thinking barbecue sandwiches, sausages, pork chops, bacon…
@ 1389AD:
They’re supposed to harbor a lot of parasites. Might not be too healthy to eat.
@ song_and_dance_man:
It’s ISTE or Internet Septic Tank Engineer, not ISTI.
1389AD wrote:
Especially on Fridays!
@ Moe Katz:
I’ve always held an unknown aversion to pork, but in my later years have grown to eat bacon here and there. Still, you will never see me chowing down on a luau style feast, pig cooked in the ground. I went to one and couldn’t and would not eat it.
1389AD wrote:
Moe Katz wrote:
Those guys in the choppers probably have plenty of them in their freezers. However, those chopper hunts are on big farms and ranches far off the beaten track. They may kill scores or even hundreds of them in a day. Like Josey Wales said, “the worms and the buzzards gotta eat”.
Moe: the 2 that I killed smoked up right tasty.
@ Calo:
No wonder he didn’t show.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
Try one of those Hormel Peppercorn pork loins. It will change your mind about pork. Cook it for about 10 minutes longer than called for on the package. Deee-lish!
pig eating confessions make good threads
huckfunn wrote:
I don’t know much about that subject, as in, what parasites does smoking kill, as opposed to high temperature cooking….
@ song_and_dance_man:
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The rabbi responds, “Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.”
The priest then asks, “Have you ever eaten pork?”
To which the rabbi replies, “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb To temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, “Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The priest replied, “Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.”
The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, and then he said,
“Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”
I got the Texas Pig Worm Blues…
no link
@ Moe Katz:
Moe Katz wrote:
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song_and_dance_man wrote:
We get Mantis that hang on our windows and wait for bugs at night, tree frogs, too.
It is funny to see a tree frog jump on your window at dusk and wait a half hour or so for the bugs.
huckfunn wrote:
I’ve tried them before. Too dry and salty, because I know pork has to be cooked well. I prefer a rib eye or other beef cut. I do a lot of chicken and fish.
@ Moe Katz:
heh
grilled pig tails and snouts with shrimp sauce…man food
Prebanned wrote:
It’s obvious the bugs are attracted to the light that glows out of windows. What is interesting is how the mantis’ and frogs have found this out.
@ song_and_dance_man:
Such a haole boy! Kalua pork is the bomb. Especially lau lau style wrapped in taro leaf.
heysoos wrote:
That’s gross. Ten steps above eating pigs feet. You need to wash your mouth out with lye.
Having lived in North Carolina, Hawaii and now Arizona, I’d be hard pressed to say which I liked best,
Carolina style pulled pork with a vinegar based BBQ sauce, the Hawaiian luau style seasoned with sea salt,
or Sonoran style carnitas. It’s all good…
song_and_dance_man wrote:
then you go uptown and eat sushi, laced with mercury and Japanese LSD
@ The Osprey:
Uh, thanks, but no. The thing was gross. Fat oozing out and seeing people pick at juicy grossness. Same with shell fish which I consider big water bugs. Honestly I have only eaten crab once; never eaten a scallion, or mollusk or clam. Lobster a few times and shrimp more.
Pigs are like that. Big dirt bugs.
heysoos wrote:
I’ve eaten sushi and LSD, but not at the same time.
Ok… switching from pork to beef. Another thing I learned to love in Hawaii…Korean style beef short ribs and kimchi.
Great with a cold beer…
The Osprey wrote:
I don’t care for beef ribs..that said, smoked Texas brisket is world renowned
@ heysoos:
Did Lobo get you to say nice things about brisket tonight?
Calo wrote:
yes, I was paid handsomely…he’s heavily invested in cows
@ The Osprey:
If I’m going with exotic flavor I lean towards adobo or Indian style curry chicken. When I lived in Ft. Hood/Killeen Tx, with my sister for a year in my youth the next door neighbors wife was from Guam and was a fantastic cook. I remember a lot of sweet and sour stuff. Now that was good eats. Weird noodles.
@ heysoos:
Don’t make me go all Lily on you tonight.
I’ve had a few pigs in my life.
Calo wrote:
Somehow being batted down by a Lily doesn’t seem all that scary.
@ Bob-Crotchit:
Putting lipstick on a pig and kissing it is better than getting a pig in the poke. Eh Bob?
@ song_and_dance_man:
I think we lost haysoos for the night.
@ Suki Wong:
No. No, of course not. I was referring to our past Producers. And there was no love there, I can tell ya, lipstick or no.
@ Calo:
This will rouse him.
@ darkwords:
That is good. Good satiric comedy writing.
song_and_dance_man wrote:
Doesn’t need the “not mine.” It would be stronger with just, “I actually saw a liberal with his hands in his own pocket.”
@ Bob-Crotchit:
Do you mean Jack? He is a dick, but he was our dick. Fed us strange nachos and
tequilaLSD while driving us around backwards in the parking lot hoping we wouldn’t lose our cookies all over his shirt. Watching you two make fun of teh Johnson and his teammates missing your volleyball spikes and falling face first in the sands of life was da bomb. It was like a fun party that you can’t remember.I kinda miss him. The dick.
Moe Katz wrote:
Yep. With the emphasis on his OWN pocket. Nevertheless this line is as good as anything coming from pro writers.
@ song_and_dance_man:
Yeah, reminds me of opening monologues of talk shows.
@ song_and_dance_man:
Like the talk show (forget which) where the host says, “it’s so hot tonight, Martha Stewart is doing her insider trading OUTSIDE.”
@ Moe Katz:
To be fair, it was the dead of winter in her menopausal phase of life.
Don’t make me go all Lily on you tonight.
@ Calo:
Awww, that sounds like it might be fun.
@ Suki Wong:
How long has it been since we lost the WLGF gig. Two years? Just so you know, we never really drove backwards. That custom taxi had it’s motor mounted in the trunk. Jack be nimble. The first time I knew we were headed for trouble was the chihuahua and rat race in that Culver City cul-de-sac. I just knew Cheetos would not be a good carrot to dangle for those snippy little dogs. But the rats loved them.
@ Moe Katz:
This might be viewed as a bit sacrilegious and racist to boot.
The difference between Jesus and Mexicans is Jesus doesn’t have a tattoo of a Mexican on his back.
It was a joke not a thread killer.
@ Suki Wong:
@ song_and_dance_man:
I’m leaving the last comment so that curse will not hang over you ….
/flyby comment!
@ Lily:
Hi Lily, how are you getting along?
@ Moe Katz:
I’m doing pretty good…still having ups and downs..but getting better. I’m in Cardio Rehab…hope you are doing okay yourself.
@ Lily:
{{Lily}} The mood swings will abate. A bit of patience is required, don’t be so hard on yourself. My laptop battery is dying.
Night
song_and_dance_man wrote:
That’s hilarious!
Good Mornin All….was on a pitching spree the other
day and found a prayer list from LGF. had a date from
2008 some of the nics brought back fond memories.
just a reminder….
Ok, I heard this limerick on Mike Broomhead’s show on KFYI on Friday:
There once was a man named Barack
Whose reelection came as a shock
He’s made marriage gay
Taxed more of your pay
And now he’s coming after your Glock
lobo91 wrote:
what Mr. King (who is now on my permanent do not patronize list) fails to get is that gun owners cling to these thing to prevent becoming the innocent bystander mentioned above.
Rationing? Death Panels? Don’t be silly.
RIX wrote:
unequal protection under the law… at least thats what they said when it was proposed that gays & drug users be denied costly HIV treatments.
Gays are a protected class. Smokers & fatties , not so much.
How’s that gun ban working out for ya?
RIX wrote:
same logic, why not deny health care to drunk drivers, people who lay in the sun, all types of criminals and any one who says “here, hold my beer” ?
Here we go again with the hunting or target shooting nonsense, which is not the purpose of the Second Amendment.
“The reality of guns in urban areas”? Guns are guns. The difference is the people in urban areas.
lobo91 wrote:
I wish it was only snark when I say there were no arrests because they are shooting each other…
@ brookly red:
People are not goingbto like ObamaCare.
When you need open heart surgery, you don’t want to hear, “Take a pill.”
RIX wrote:
they won’t hear that the will hear “OK all set,you are on the list, please report to People’s Clinic # 41, on Monday… February 12th… 2016″
song_and_dance_man wrote:
Scallions are onions, doncha know? I think you might have meant scallops, eh? And did you know, when you eat scallop, you are only eating the muscle that opens/closes the critter’s shell? No guts, brains, or chitlins are involved. Muscle meat, only, same as when you eat a filet of fish or a steak.
And mollusks are an entire order of life. Snails, clams, oysters, scallops, squid, octopus; all mollusks. And all tasty, properly prepared.
brookly red
Soylent Green is people!
Moe Katz wrote:
It’s also an ancient joke, most commonly rendered as: “It’s so cold, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.”
Seriously, it predates the internet by decades, at least.
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
sea urchins, cuttlefish, eels, mussels… yup nothing like a Japanese Buffett
RIX wrote:
Hush! you trying to screw up immigration reform or something? Muhahahaha
brookly red wrote:
Sounds like my esperience wth the VA.
Except in my case, it was “We’ll send you another letter when we get an opening.”
lobo91 wrote:
well one they didn’t put on the list…
you know you live in a country run by idiots when veterans can’t get health care but illegals can.
brookly red wrote:
Obama says “We welcome immigrants” babies, not so much.
RIX wrote:
well babies are a punishment after all he said so himself
Offensive lib comment of the day:
For a Dem Senator to imply that someone else is motivated by bribery is probably the height of hypocrisy.
lobo91 wrote:
Oh boy this is one of the few times I get to use my fluent knowledge
of libonics, you have to understand the nuances… when she suggests that someone or thing she is opposed to politically is influenced by bribery she is merely asking for the same consideration. Wink,wink, nudge,nudge.
@ brookly red:
And the Media never blinked.
RIX wrote:
see the Toure/MSNBC thread.
Lobo,
I went to Cabelas in Glendale AZ this morning.
They got some 500 packs of Federal .22LR in and it was gone before I got there.
No .22LR, no 9mm, .38SPL, .357Mag, .40 S&W or .45ACP.
The only rifle caliber they had in quantity, other than the boutique hunting calibers like .270, .300WSM, etc. was some 7.62x39 and 7.62x54 in their “Herter’s” brand.
No 5.56mm, no .308/7.62mm NATO
I saw that. The guy is a clueless moron.
The Osprey wrote:
what do you think high demand or something else?
RIX wrote:
Throughout history, the LACK of babies has been considered to be a punishment. Many infertile couples today feel the same way.
The Bible is full of couples pleading to the Lord that they conceive a child, or that their ailing or deceased child be restored to them.
Alberta Oil Peon wrote:
That they are!
song_and_dance_man wrote:
Caturday is always an open thread. Every topic is welcome, including, but not limited to, cats!
heysoos wrote:
Indeed.
Too bad they don’t put pork in cat food.
Most cats LOVE ham.
Macker wrote:
I get your point but we Orthodox Christians fast from animal foods on Wednesdays and Fridays.
Moe Katz wrote:
You’d have to cook them pretty well.