Many on the Left thought they were going to destroy Marco Rubio over his drinking water during his response to Obama’s SOTU speech. Instead Rubio has turned the tables and is milking this incident for all is works. The Senator is now selling a water bottle in return for donations o his political action committee.
Just when you thought the Marco Rubio water bottle craze was over, the Freshman Senator is taking advantageous of the headlines by offering fans his very own branded water bottle – in exchange for a $25 donation to his political action committee.
“Quench your thirst for conservative leadership?” a note from Rubio’s Twitter account read. “Order a bottle now.”
Rubio’s Reclaim America Leadership PAC asks donors to, “send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you…he hydrates you too.”
Rubio is doing a reverse Alinsky. By mocking himself, he takes the sing out of the Progressive attack.
Tags: Marco Rubio, Water Bottles








Excellent!
a nice, solid backhand…
well done Marco
if the voters want cool celebrities, them give them celebrities…just manufacture them…Americans love the newest model
It shows how fuckin scared they are… I smell their fear, And you know what? I don’t care if they Romney him… he ain’t perfect but I would vote for Barney Fief over Obama
the GOP needs it’s own prime time tv show…house band, skit players, a revolving MC of hip young people…make politics fun as well as informative…then shred BO, Reid and the rest….with a smile of course
With all this water bottle frenzy the lefties avoid to discuss how Rubio shredded O.’s State of the Nation Speech into pieces. It’s a smoke grenade.
@ Guggi:
Typical Alinsky tactics.
Rodan wrote:
fine…Alinsky their ass X 2
the GOP should consider some sort of federal, non profit program to offer work to the masses of welfare recips…work for pay, see how that appeals
@ heysoos:
Give me a double Lewinski over a double Alinski any day!
“what is needed is an independent agenda organized around a central theme that is readily comprehensible to the American people and designed to deal with the critical problems facing the nation. That agenda can only be economic growth.”
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/340661/growth-agenda-robert-zubrin
Rubio & his people are smart. They are handling this right.
@ heysoos:
Our infrastructure is SERIOUSLY deteriorating.
RIX wrote:
look the fuckers in the eye, point and laugh at them.
Obama is now saying that he has the most transparent administration
in history & that all of the questions about Benghazi have been answered.
Well alright then, I feel better.
Bumr50 wrote:
right…toss that back in BO’s Stimulus face…demand to know where the money went…force the admin to explain why they violated their own transparency law…Biden neglected to send out his biannual report, just blew it off…smack them with that…dig into the accountability black hole and hammer the donks for their deception….targets are unlimited
Bumr50 wrote:
well yes… see we got this thing called unions… they don’t work worth the sweat off a dogs balls.
Best way to go.
@ heysoos:
The money went to the Caymans!
RIX wrote:
ask him about the Stimulus reports…make him explain his Jobs Council that only met once before it was deleted…force the issue
quit fucking around with these people…corner them and beat the snot out of them…if you don’t have the stomach for a fight, get lost
@ heysoos:
I want to know about Fast & Furious & why were Obama & Hillary
AWOL on the night of Benghazi?
RIX wrote:
well in a way he does… we can see right though him and everything we suspected about Benghazi is true… but yet we bitch, moan and complain… and do nothing. he is laughing at us, satan makes it easy for him. IMPEACH or STFU
heysoos wrote:
IMPEACH or STFU I hear you.
RIX wrote:
don’t ask me I am not your fuckin congressman
RIX wrote:
hell yeah, bomb it with that…grab a mug or a bottle, hitch it up and dive in…I don’t care so much about victory as I do about effort…get off your ass and try, throw a punch, whack somebody…this is American politics where a loser is worse than hell itself…dig in
Rubio screwed them. He didn’t go on TV the next day stuttering about what a big mistake he made -- he knew as well as anyone that it was an awkward moment. The brilliance was in laughing at himself. Laugh at yourself and when people pile on you they look petty.
Madcow, CNN all looked petty. Meanwhile, Rubio has the perfect fundraising gimmick that money couldn’t buy and is seen as a good guy who’s not afraid to laugh at himself.
He gets away with it because he owns the Media.
if this is politics with malice, I’m fine with it…the donks are stupid, soft and wrong…the right cannot talk their way out of demise…gouge somebody’s eye out, before they gouge yours…heh…total war
Carolina Girl wrote:
yup, that says alot…jest when you can and knife them when you have to
@ Carolina Girl:
He should have said excuse me then continue his speech. But he has played this brilliantly!
RIX wrote:
I don’t watch the media, don’t blame me and don’t make excuses. We all know why he gets away with it. Now you are a witness, what will you do?
brookly red wrote:
you don’t watch tv…how heroic
What does it say about the Left when Van Jones was the only one to get it right and have to balls to say so?
I see Anita Dunn is beclowning herself by declaring the demise of Fox news. Keep it up you totalitarian whore.
heysoos wrote:
I don’t play that game, period.
@ eaglesoars:
I hear Rupert Murdoch is moving into Section 8 housing, it’s gotten so bad.
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brookly red wrote:
identify the game…television is a tool
@ Rodan:
Yes. Personally, I think we should start hinting at a Rubio/Carson ticket. I get that Dr. Ben has no real-world practical political experience, but when you consider that the current VP has DECADES of being in national politics, what have we got to lose?
I wonder if with Rubio it wasn’t just that the poor guy was bone tired. I imagine he’s used to just getting up and giving his speech from the heart and sitting down and they probably ran the poor guy through his paces all day. Not to mention that he gave a 15 minute address in Spanish right before that. I just think he had a “Duh” moment.
Which shouldn’t be bothering the MSM, since the current Vice President has had “Duh” years.
OT -- I see the spring-legged South African’s in a bit of hot water.
Should’ve never been allowed to compete.
@ eaglesoars:
Like Fox News, they keep claiming that the NRA is finished, too.
They wish…
@ eaglesoars:
Van Jones is many things, stupid is not one of them.
@ Carolina Girl:
The Media is going after Rubio for drinking water. But they are silent about Menendez sleeping with teenage Dominican girls.
Rodan wrote:
He favors subsidizing Planned Parenthood, so it’s all good.
Not as big a Rubio fan as some, but that is a good one…
It will be interesting to watch how the GOP establishment handles the upstart Rubio -- who is not beholden to them.
Nor is Rand Paul.
A Rubio/Paul ticket might be interesting
Mike C. wrote:
agreed, a very savvy move
heysoos wrote:
if image is your problem, work to change it…tv is the current battleground
c’mon honey…just one more run…
I used to live for this stuff
they will…
tax your poles
tax your bindings
tax the snow
tax your tax
Bumr50 wrote:
Some snarky comments over at Mike Smith’s Political Commentary:
All humor aside the damned ANC are proposing some sort of new “dangerous weapons bill” that will further disarm South Africans and this Pistorius story will likely be used as fodder to get it passed.
@ eaglesoars:
I would love that ticket.
@ The Osprey:
Let us know when they come out with the list of weapons that are considered safe.
@ lobo91:
They’ve never met an organization they couldn’t browbeat -- until now.
Send in Uncle Ted -- I love it when he schools these assholes.
@ lobo91:
Never mind that the military is actually taking a pay cut this year, when you take the increased Tricare fees into account.
Mike C. wrote:
Why, the ones that are only in the hands of ANC cadre, of course.
Rodan wrote:
If it were to happen today so would I. But 2 wks in politics is a lifetime. Let’s keep an open mind. Jindal?
eaglesoars wrote:
no, not a chance I’d support that guy
lobo91 wrote:
but we send arms to the Gyps and fund the Palis?…I refuse to participate in this folly…if I paid income tax I might even be pissed
I take a couple of days off from the political grind and I come back and what’s this? Rubio took a sip of water and it’s the end of him and the GOP? What? What the ..?? What am I missing here?
lobo91 wrote:
but yet government leeches get raises… I long, no I pray, we wake up to a ring of tanks around the WH.
Urban Infidel wrote:
some pretty weak gossip
Urban Infidel wrote:
It’s a way for the MSM to avoid discussing the fact that Rubio shredded Obama’s speech.
heysoos wrote:
why not?
Urban Infidel wrote:
Nothing. The paucity of leftist thought made manifest for all to mock.
heysoos wrote:
OW! That was painful to watch.
@ heysoos:
@ lobo91:
@ eaglesoars:
Okay, so the water… what? Did it dribble down his chin in a provocative way? Did he use his sleeve to wipe his mouth? Did he use it as holy water to bless himself? I’m lost on this. If you’re saying he was thirsty and wet his whistle and now there’s an uproar that eclipses reality, then I just don’t know what to say anymore.
brookly red wrote:
I know where we can get some….no fuel or ammo available though!
Tanker wrote:
if they have a pistol grip, it will scare them shitless anyway
@ Urban Infidel:
Hey how long before the Hipsters by you start wearing Dorner shirts and make murals to him?
Rodan wrote:
I think it’s already started.
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Orsim816trJRWe4V18aVUA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://cdn.theatlanticwire.com/img/upload/2013/02/12/rendered/48b42a2eb37c99a6546fb8a70c0f00a0_411x432.jpg
Urban Infidel wrote:
He didn’t have a podium it could be placed on. It was on a low table to his left so he had to do a quick low lunge. That completely disqualifies him proving he is not ready for prime time, allowing such an awkward moment.
Don’t think they believe this. If they did, they wouldn’t bother. They’re counting on low information voters believing their characterization of him as Rubio the Rube’.
@ eaglesoars:
Because Obama has never done anything awkward…
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@ eaglesoars:
Wow. Things are really getting bad.
lobo91 wrote:
Right. Bowls like a pro.
@ eaglesoars:
Great baseball pitcher, too
@ eaglesoars:
And skeet shooter
Urban Infidel wrote:
DON’T tell me you just noticed
eaglesoars wrote:
lobo91 wrote:
lobo91 wrote:
And bicycle rider!
Urban Infidel wrote:
I’m down to my last shred of optimism…very possible that BO will trip over himself…his party is going in too many directions, can’t focus on anything, and are getting tired of his demands, while he shoots golf…interesting vibe
eaglesoars wrote:
It’s just getting worse and worse.
Urban Infidel wrote:
Oh I dunno. Stephanie Cutter setting it up so that Romney could be accused of killing a man’s wife and then maintaining she had never met the man, getting caught, continuing to lie about it -- and the NYT never said squat.
Urban Infidel wrote:
there is a sort of Zen to it…there is a lot of negative energy, mayhem in the world…some challenge
I saw some idiot claim that the reason Rubio was thirsty was that his ‘dry mouth’ was brought on by lying.
@ Urban Infidel:
And people wonder why I own guns…
mfhorn wrote:
he’s an alien insect in a human body…water is his energy source…
think about it
mfhorn wrote:
If that were the case, Obama would have needed an IV…
@ lobo91:
For example:
@ 22 RIX: WE have seen many pictures of OBama and Hilary huddling around a video screen in a ready room when watching an international event. When things go bad they go to bed early or out to party.
@ Urban Infidel:
I am waiting for your post showing a Hipster mural dedicated to Dorner.
@ lobo91:
good one
@ lobo91:
lobo91 wrote:
the GOP PR machine is on it
@ eaglesoars:
When she was asked about calling Romney Felon, she refused to back down.
@ heysoos:
He’s going to be telling us his wife is Morgan Fairchild, next…
@ 81 eaglesoars: The MO of a thief. The police have the video of you reaching into the cookie jar and pulling out a cookie and eating it without paying starbucks. And the thief lies to the camera that he was never there.
lobo91 wrote:
heh.
I did see a clip today -- don’t know when it was filmed -- Obama saying something about how all the questions had been asked (Benghazi?) -- his eyes were open really wide. And I don’t think he blinked. Never saw that before. Weird.
Chicago gangs giving kids counterfeit money to fund Obama’s economy.
Ca Dem loses 1 billion gambling. Lackluster media trained to cognitive dissonance by Obama fails to life an eyebrow.
If they were Republicans the Media would be going nuts.
@ eaglesoars:
Cocaine?
eaglesoars wrote:
he’s a bot..the Obot himself…he’s been programmed and hung out there as a sacrifice…it’s a very ugly scene in our history, lots of bad things can result of his saviorhood
@ eaglesoars:
think i saw that same clip. komrade zero claimed benghazi was all election related as well.
time wise that would place it well after the election. imho
@ lobo91:
He did look coked up.
lobo91 wrote:
Rodan wrote:
I don’t know what coked up looks like (tried it once -- hated it) -- in my experience something that causes a bit of agitation but not as much as meth (which I knew all too well)
Another conservative who terrifies the left:
@ lobo91:
Matthews needs a nice quiet place with a duck pond for his afternoons.
He is Charlie Johnson nuts
We’ve said before that Obama could massacre a litter of kittens live on national TV and the media would praise him for the style he displayed.
mfhorn wrote:
Shit, he could kill his daughters live on national TV and the media would do the same thing!
@ 105 lobo91: I’m ok if we bring back communist hunters.
two words….
Savoy Brown
try it
heysoos wrote:
The GOPee doesn’t have the guts or the brains to do that. They’re too worried that they might piss someone off…
I wonder what books he finally suggested? The Communist Manifesto, maybe? Prairie Fire? Rules For Radicals?
lobo91 wrote:
But we all know that Al-Qaeda is really finished…
lobo91 wrote:
Mao’s Little Red Book. But we’re supposed to skip the entry that says, “Every Communist must grasp the truth; political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.”
New Thread.
Mike C. wrote:
South Africa is in a race with England to see which Country will be the first to completely outlaw self-defense.
Wouldn’t surprise me if either one makes self-defense a capital crime.
brookly red wrote:
Military Coup D’etats have long been a favorite pass time in South America. Maybe it’s time to check it out ourselves…
Da_Beerfreak wrote:
You want to be a Banana Republican?
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
We’re damn near one now. Why settle for half ass??
Senator Long calls for a constitutional convention
When DC Town pisses off enough States it will happen.