When North Korea is not threatening war they are a hysterical nation. Their Juche belief system is so unreal that it makes UFO conspiracies look rational.
In a stunning archeological find, North Korea has discovered a Unicon lair. You read that correctly, North Korea claims to have found the existence of Unicorns. They claim this find proves Pyongyang was the ancient Capital of Korea.
Normally, North Korea‘s official state news agency is the place to go for reports ranging from the reclusive totalitarian state’s unparalleled scientific achievements to the limitless love which its inhabitants reserve for their successive leaders.
Yet in what appears to be a genuine world exclusive, the inimitable Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has now broken the incredible news that archaeologists in Pyongyang have discovered a unicorn’s lair.
Or rather, the report says that they have “recently reconfirmed” the lair of one of the unicorns ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong, founder of a kingdom which ruled parts of China and the Korean peninsula from the the 3rd century BC to 7th century AD.
No word yet if the Korean Unicorn lair was the birth place of Dennis Rodman. The Juche religion is just funny as hell! It even includes Unicorns!
Didn’t Voldemort drink unicorn blood in the Harry Potter movies / books? That ended badly… just saying…
@ MikeA:
I think they found Rodman’s birth place!
Hey Rodan: Michelle Malkin has a piece on an opt-out form for Common Core and a lot of other good links about CSCOPE
juche is a religion, the norks are religious fanatics
Hey Rodan
Check out Michelle Malkin’s piece. Parents can now opt out of the Common Core crap and she’s got a lot of other good CSCOPE links
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@ eaglesoars:
Good, I am glad this information is getting out there.
coldwarrior wrote:
The Unicorn story is the icing of the cake.
eaglesoars wrote:
Caca Occurs!
@ AZOlddog:
It’s due to the mystical powers of Juche!
Meanwhile, infringement is the order of the day for CO residents…
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/03/12/colorado-senate-approves-gun-control-package/
back to bed (fighting a cold)
you, madame, are a loose impediment. something to be removed from the course of play.
63 in the left lane of the 95 corridor???? she is a danger to herself and others. i wonder how many cars this twit had stacked up behind her before she got pulled over? i guarantee this is one of those drivers with ZERO situational awareness. this selfish unaware bitch ruined a lot of mornings by being a twit.
here is the lesson for today: speed does not cause accidents. the difference in speed does. she is going 63 in a lane where 85 is the norm. she is a danger to other motorists and should be removed.
@ Rodan:
Works for me!
@ coldwarrior:
If speed caused accidents, the Autobahn would be a death trap. Instead its one of the safest roads.
@ AZOlddog:
This Juche belief system of North Korea is just crazy. Apparitions, crying bears and now Unicorns!
@ coldwarrior:
She is why SLM’s should be Legal for Civilians!
@ Rodan:
If you are doing 63 in the Left lane of an Autobhan you are fixing to get nuged HARD!
AZOlddog wrote:
Its basically suicide!
Rodan wrote:
german drivers are far superior to american drivers. it isnt even close.
@ Mike C.:
Shall no be infringed
Gun rights are civil rights. Those who would infringe on them are vioating Civil Rights. I don’t know how to more bluntly put it,
Buzzsaw needs to write a ballad about Un having the time of his live
@ coldwarrior:
The Juche Unicorn to me is a classic. They probably will next claim that Kim Il SUng appears as a Dragon at night!
AZOlddog wrote:
its a large fine and a suspension of license
@ waldensianspirit:
This unicorn story is cracking me up.
@ Iron Fist:
Like the Democrats in the CO state legislature give a crap about that… None of them even spoke to the points raised by Republicans. Hell, they already had the votes, so why bother?
Live by the trendy, die by the trendy…
Rodan wrote:
they have the samhung stone. so back off!
@ Mike C.:
Live by the knife, die bye the knife.
I say kill them.
@ coldwarrior:
If you are German YES, Americans got taken to the nearest MP station and read the riot act!
Me, I loved doing 150 MPH in the Left lane! And it was LEGAL yahoos!
Just move right when that BMW appeared in your rear-view blinking the lights!
Iron Fist wrote:
Patience, weedhopper…
AZOlddog wrote:
i was going about 130 in west germany in the right lane and got passed by something red.
it was red. and that is all i can figure out
@ Mike C.:
I’m an impatient motherfucker…
@ Iron Fist:
Soon…
@ Mike C.:
@ coldwarrior:
You have to remember I was a tired Old E-7 with a Wife working in Berlin. We had a German Spec. VW Station Wagon so we could take the Dobe down to Munich to see his Momma and our American friends who owned her!
150 in the Laeft lane meant I was tired and had backed off a bit! That Red thing if it was not low slung, might have been us! Selling that VW before we left was one of the hardest things I ever did. It however was as I said German Specs!
@ coldwarrior:
Juche is the funniest religion ever.
Good morning. The Chicago Tribune is reporting that Police Chief Gary McCarthy
is now crcking down on crime.
No, not gang gun violence. The police will now crack down onn unpaid tickets
for public urination & gambling.
He calls it his “broken windows policy.”
@ AZOlddog:
i think it was a gt-40
coldwarrior wrote:
You just wave at those as they go by!
@ RIX:
That’s what the police need those MRAPs for…
@ RIX:
He’s getting tough. Public urination is a big deal. Do I need the [/sarc]
They’ll put you in jail for public urination around here.
@ RIX:
Hey its a start!
Rodan wrote:
Well, if you equate oppressive, repressive and cruel to funny then I will agree with you!
North Korea would best serve the Earth by becoming a short live Radioactive Cloud! Want me to get more explicit? My Dad died in his old age with a Korean bullet in his body that was just to close to the spine to mess with!
I told my Branch Assignment NCO that He might as well send me straight to Leavenworth before he gave me orders to Berlin! He sent me to Panama!
Oh yeah.
@ AZOlddog:
The Juche cult is just out there. I’m shock they do not claim that the Kim family rides UFOs.
He has a strategery.
Crap I meant orders to Korea. Autobahn on the Brain! PIMF you Idiot!
@ Rodan:
I am surprised they do not claim He built the damn UFO!
With his bare hands!
In his sleep!
Rand Paul: Time to bring troops home, cut foreign aid, and fix entitlements
@ AZOlddog:
The weeping bears when Kim Jung Il dies really was over the top for me.
@ coldwarrior:
He’s the greatest golfer!
Rodan wrote:
And the rumor that he had jet assisted clubs is just that a Western rumor to discredit him! /Do I really need this sarc tag?
coldwarrior wrote:
OK! Juche vs. Islam: Who Wins?
@ AZOlddog:
According to Korea news, he still appears in dreams and his face was even seen on mars!
@ Macker:
Juche!
@ Macker:
Islam is the supreme religion.
@ Iron Fist:
Although 72 Virgins have nothing on Crying bears and Unicorns!
@ Rodan:
Oh, no, great group sex outdeos bears. Bears are just furries, really. Group sex outdoes that.
Between the unicorns, the golf, and the lousy economy, it seems that achieving North Korea here at home is the Obama ideal.
Iron Fist wrote:
@ buzzsawmonkey:
We are in the beginning stages of a Juche cult here in America. People already have declared Obama a god.
Anyone here ever eat Kimche? Yikes that cabbage is hot and spicy!
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
All we need is starving people and some concentration camps.
Btw i am not looking forward to Obama’s trip to Israel.
Rodan wrote:
Will “Dreams From My Father” be the new “Little Red Book” where we have to memorize entire passages?
Rodan wrote:
The Perfect American -- Chwissy Matthews says so!
@ Speranza:
Neither it seems the Palestinian branch of the Muslim Brotherhood akak Hamas.
Hamas: ‘Declaration Of War’ If Obama Visits Temple Mount
@ Rodan:
Well, that definition of Odumbo is three letters! The one I would prefer to use is five letters! Also, do not guess in public.
@ Speranza:
Probably once OFA gets done with things. Its already socially unacceptable to be against Obama. He really is America’s first god-king.
@ AZOlddog:
We are seeing the rise of a cult here. I am not joking. The adulation Americans have for Obama is something I have never seen in my life. He can kill a child in cold blood on TV and the people will cheer!
Speranza wrote:
Love kimche, or at least the varieties I’ve tried. There are hundreds, at the least. Old college buddy of mine brought back a Korean wife as a souvenir of two army tours in Korea, and she used to pot-hole his back yard in Oklahoma, burying kimche pots (actually gallon jars.) Hers hwas pretty damned good. Spices excepted, it’s essentially saurkraut -- pickled cabbage. Pickled radishes are pretty tasty as well -- used to eat those for breakfast in Korla, to the astonishment of bot the native and expat staff members. Tasted pretty good to me.
Rodan wrote:
Small people prefer a god that is even smaller than they are.
@ Rodan:
Oh, I agrre with you! Thats why I prefer my definition.
Speranza wrote:
I would like to see Israel unilaterally announce that it recognizes Jordan as the only legitimate “Palestinian Arab” state, and announce further that it will be issuing a timetable for the program to assist all “Palestinian Arabs” in exercising their “right to return” to Jordan.
I would like to see this happen right about the time that Obama is sullying the Western Wall with his smirking presence.
I have a dream.
Speranza wrote:
mmmmm kimche!
Speranza wrote:
Dog will be eaten at a ritual meal on Obama’s birthday.
@ AZOlddog:
it’s scary!
@ buzzsawmonkey:
Charles Johnson will dutifully comply.
coldwarrior wrote:
Pure torture.
buzzsawmonkey wrote:
He was at the Western Wall in 2008, I doubt he will return.
Mike C. wrote:
Not a huge fan of hot and spicy food.
Rodan wrote:
And I should give a shit what selrahC thinks why?
Speranza wrote:
Stopping at the Western Wall is practically de rigueur for any American politician visiting Israel, whether they’ve done it before or not. And if he wants to hit the Temple Mount he’d have to swing by, so he’d naturally go for the photo-op. In the meantime:
Jerusalem
—apologies to William Blake and “Jerusalem”
And did those feet, ere election
Once walk before the Western Wall?
And did the president-to-be
E’en then plan Netanyahu’s fall?
Did his anti-colonial mind
Then clench the fist of his left hand
And dream Jerusalem held entire
By murderous Palestinians?
“Bring me my club of foreign aid!
“Bring appeasement to the UN!
“Bring a blind eye now to al-Qaed’!
“Bring the old borders up again!
“I will not cease to temporize
“Nor oppose nuclear Iran
“Till Arabs wrest Jerusalem
“From Israel’s devastated land.”
@ AZOlddog:
he admitted to eating Dog!
@ Speranza:
Oh dear. Well, that probably eliminates some potential vacation spots, or will at least force you to be careful what you order there. My wife swears to this day that I tried to kill her the first dinner we ate when she came to visit me in Beijing.
I does like me some kimche, though…
Speranza wrote:
as i start to munch on a plate of spicy chicken tikka.
Mike C. wrote:
I had kimche in “Little Korea” near Times Square and all I could say was “Water!”.