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‘Scuse Me, But Have We Met Before?

by Bunk X ( 44 Comments › )
Filed under Art, DOG, Humor, OOT, Open thread at June 9th, 2013 - 10:30 pm

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Dogs crack me up because they’re all jerks. Lovable jerks, for sure, but they’re still idiots, and they have no shame. Dogs just enjoy doing what dogs do.

Simple things amaze them. Every weekday you come home from work, and they’re ecstatic that you were able to find your way back on your own. When they hear a siren, they howl to help spread the alarm. Throw a snowball into a drift and they’ll spend 15 minutes looking for it before they realize that they’ve been had, and then they want you to do it again.

But dogs know how to play us as well. Sure Rover is happy to see you, licking your face and all, but he remembers where his tongue was a few minutes before, even if you didn’t see him doing it.

When that happens you’ve been Dog Pwnd on The Overnight Open Thread.
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Update: For those of you following the race to the top, there’s this:

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44 Responses to “‘Scuse Me, But Have We Met Before?”
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  1. Prebanned
    1 | June 9, 2013 11:14 pm

    First, bwahahahaha


  2. 3 | June 9, 2013 11:26 pm

    What if your friends acted like your cat & dog?


  3. rain of lead
    4 | June 10, 2013 12:51 am

    @ Bunk X:

    how the hell did that happen?
    dod uses penis penis penis lol all the time
    I never see it posted here


  4. lobo91
    5 | June 10, 2013 12:53 am

    Well, it looks like I’m here all by myself.

    I guess that means I get to play whatever I want.


  5. lobo91
    6 | June 10, 2013 12:54 am

    @ rain of lead:

    I guess I’m not all alone.

    I’m still playing whatever I want.
    //


  6. rain of lead
    7 | June 10, 2013 12:55 am

    @ lobo91:

    go ahead
    you have great taste in music
    I’m out though
    so have a good night and give leia a big hug


  7. lobo91
    8 | June 10, 2013 12:57 am

    @ rain of lead:

    I think Leia’s worn out from her weekend at camp. She went to bed.

    I’m kind of worn out from my weekend at gun camp, too.


  8. lobo91
    9 | June 10, 2013 1:05 am

    Class was interesting. There were 8 of us. All experienced instructors. About half former military or law enforcement (in other words, a group of people with above average knowledge of guns :) ).

    Three of us had Glocks in various calibers. Three had 1911s--all Kimbers. Not sure what the other 2 were shooting.

    None of the Glocks malfunctioned over the 3 days of shooting, aside from one stovepipe. Every one of the Kimbers had multiple malfunctions.

    As they say, “Kimbers are what you show to your friends; Glocks are what you show to your enemies.”


  9. lobo91
    10 | June 10, 2013 1:19 am


  10. 11 | June 10, 2013 1:24 am

    Tight-tolerance 1911s (and that includes Kimbers) are finicky eaters.


  11. lobo91
    12 | June 10, 2013 1:33 am

    If I had to think about it, my “fantasy girl” would probably be Amy Adams in her role as Mickey in Trouble With the Curve.

    Unfortunately, she ends up with Justin Timberlake in that movie. Other than that, it was actually pretty good. Sort of the traditionalist answer to Moneyball.


  12. lobo91
    13 | June 10, 2013 1:35 am

    Mike C. wrote:

    Tight-tolerance 1911s (and that includes Kimbers) are finicky eaters.

    Yeah. It was all ammo-related. They gave us Blazer ammo for the class.

    Glocks are pretty much the AK-47s of handguns.


  13. 14 | June 10, 2013 1:41 am

    The M9/92/96 will eat pretty much anything that’s actually safe to fire.


  14. lobo91
    15 | June 10, 2013 1:44 am

    “I ain’t no new messiah, but I’m close enough for rock ‘n’ roll”


  15. lobo91
    16 | June 10, 2013 1:46 am

    @ Mike C.:

    Pretty much what they’re designed to do. Same as Glocks.


  16. 17 | June 10, 2013 1:49 am

    @ rain of lead:
    There was a fubar with the registration at DoD, but it looks like the google bot crawlers caught up. As for Blogmocracy, all I can guess is that some middling blogs disappeared.


  17. lobo91
    18 | June 10, 2013 1:51 am

    Update: Final Tally: 7 Taliban Dead, No NATO Casualties

    Again, pretty much as designed.


  18. 19 | June 10, 2013 1:55 am


  19. lobo91
    20 | June 10, 2013 1:56 am

    I’ve decided that Justin Timberlake must die. First, he ends up with Emma Stone. Then, Amy Adams.

    This is obviously wrong. Justin Timberlake is one of the original boy band punks.


  20. 21 | June 10, 2013 2:01 am

    If you like country songs written by someone not from the country, Steve Goodman was one of the best.


  21. 22 | June 10, 2013 2:04 am

    @ mfhorn:
    Gawd, that laugh out loud hilarious!


  22. 23 | June 10, 2013 2:05 am

    @ mfhorn:
    Gawd, that laugh out loud hilarious!


  23. 24 | June 10, 2013 2:05 am

    @ mfhorn:
    Gawd, that laugh out loud hilarious!


  24. 25 | June 10, 2013 2:05 am

    @ mfhorn:
    Gawd, that laugh out loud hilarious!


  25. 26 | June 10, 2013 2:05 am

    @ mfhorn:
    Gawd, that laugh out loud hilarious!


  26. 27 | June 10, 2013 2:06 am

    @ mfhorn:
    Gawd that’s funny…AND TRUE!


  27. 28 | June 10, 2013 2:09 am

    Hmm….the iPad’s trippin’ tonight. Sorry.


  28. 29 | June 10, 2013 2:19 am

    @ mfhorn:
    I have to start paying more attention to posted vids. I’ve been jaded by the DoD yoga pron.


  29. 30 | June 10, 2013 2:26 am

    @ MacDuff:
    I want to see twenty-something chicks do that, not twenty-something guys.


  30. Guggi
    31 | June 10, 2013 7:21 am

    Unbelieveable that this Snowden guy had access to all the data:

    If the NSA Trusted Edward Snowden With Our Data, Why Should We Trust the NSA?

    (…)

    According to the Guardian, Snowden is a 29-year-old high-school dropout who trained for the Army Special Forces before an injury forced him to leave the military. His IT credentials are apparently limited to a few “computer” classes he took at a community college in order to get his high-school equivalency degree—courses that he did not complete. His first job at the NSA was as a security guard. Then, amazingly, he moved up the ranks of the United States’ national security infrastructure: The CIA gave him a job in IT security. He was given diplomatic cover in Geneva. He was hired by Booz Allen Hamilton, the government contractor, which paid him $200,000 a year to work on the NSA’s computer systems.

    (…)


  31. Guggi
    32 | June 10, 2013 7:35 am

    Obama’s ill-advised visit to Tanzania

    When President Obama goes to Africa at month’s end, the first African American president will have a rare opportunity to spread U.S. values to that continent. It would be a shame if his trip instead validated slavery.

    By selecting Tanzania as one of the three countries that will receive a presidential visit on that trip, the Obama administration is honoring a government that has been in a multiyear diplomatic dispute with the United States over human trafficking.

    Specifically, a U.S. court in 2008 issued a $1 million judgment against a Tanzanian diplomat stationed in Washington because he and his wife held a young woman against her will as a domestic servant at their Bethesda home, refusing to pay her and abusing her for four years until she escaped. The diplomat, Alan Mzengi, didn’t contest the civil lawsuit and, instead of paying the default judgment, returned to Tanzania, where at last report he served as an adviser to President Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete — the very person Obama will meet with.

    (…)


  32. 33 | June 10, 2013 7:46 am

    Still no word about Zawahiri’s motive. No word about his religion, either. If he were a Christian, thouhg, the news media would be going out of its way to be certain everyone understood that he was an Evil Christian (just like the Taliban). Given he is from Lebanon (more of that wonderful immigration), I’d say the chances are strong that he was Muslim. We’ll see if Obvama uses this to racht up theanti-gun rhetoric again. If he does not, then we know this guy’s a Muslim.


  33. 34 | June 10, 2013 7:52 am

    @ Guggi:

    Obama is not against slavery as long as the slave owner is black or Muslim. This guy is probably both, so it is A-OK if he owns a few slaves. What I think is interesting is that the LGBTXYZ lobby isn’t going to be upset by his visiting places whre they put homosexuals in jail for extended sentences for being homosexual.


  34. 35 | June 10, 2013 7:53 am

    @ Guggi:

    What an idiot.


  35. Guggi
    36 | June 10, 2013 8:08 am

    Iron Fist wrote:

    Still no word about Zawahiri’s motive. No word about his religion, either. If he were a Christian, thouhg, the news media would be going out of its way to be certain everyone understood that he was an Evil Christian (just like the Taliban). Given he is from Lebanon (more of that wonderful immigration), I’d say the chances are strong that he was Muslim. We’ll see if Obvama uses this to racht up theanti-gun rhetoric again. If he does not, then we know this guy’s a Muslim.

    His brother’s name was “Christopher” so I doubt that he was a Muslim.


  36. Guggi
    37 | June 10, 2013 8:11 am

    @ Iron Fist:

    O. doesn`t even know what “US values” are so how can he spread them ?


  37. 38 | June 10, 2013 8:23 am

    @ Guggi:

    Yeah, it is interesting that you, an Austrian, can see that, but 51% of Americans who voted for him cannot. Or don’t care.


  38. Guggi
    39 | June 10, 2013 8:26 am

    Iron Fist wrote:

    @ Guggi:

    Yeah, it is interesting that you, an Austrian, can see that, but 51% of Americans who voted for him cannot. Or don’t care.

    They don`t care because they no longer believe in values.


  39. 40 | June 10, 2013 8:27 am

    Good morning.


  40. 41 | June 10, 2013 8:29 am

    @ Iron Fist:

    He’s Lebanese Christian. His first name is John, so the motive is not Islam.


  41. 42 | June 10, 2013 8:31 am

    @ Guggi:

    Plus Republicans turn people off. Its a combo of Marxist Indoctrination, the Popular Culture, the Media and Negativity of the Republican Party. Honestly, I am paying more attention to video games and sports than politics now.


  42. 43 | June 10, 2013 8:31 am

    Had “whistleblower” Snowden blown his whistle among people other than the Chinese, I’d feel a lot better about him. As it is, he’s looking more like a traitor than someone genuinely concerned about the liberty of Americans.

    Does he feel he’s going to find like-minded liberty lovers in CHINA?

    Maybe he needs one of those “I am Bradley manning” signs……


  43. 44 | June 10, 2013 8:33 am

    New Thread.


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