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by Bunk X ( 191 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Open thread at June 8th, 2010 - 10:36 pm
“Pearls Before Swine” is a comic strip written and illustrated by Stephen Pastis. It first caught my attention in the Orange County Register Sunday Funnies, with an hilarious logo showing the main characters, Pig, Rat, Zebra and Goat as the Ramones. I’ve been following it ever since.
IMO, it’s not laugh out loud stuff (sorry Stephan) but some of it is very clever. When the strip began foundering, Pastis introduced a new group of characters to the mix: crocodiles.
The bumbling crocs speak in broken English, and spend all their time trying to dupe the smarter Zebra into letting them eat him. Pastis was way too subtle for me, until I spotted a not-so-subtle commentary in Pastis’ new storyline:

I don’t think I need to point out the symbolism here. On Monday 7 June 2010, Pastis continues:

In today’s strip, POTUS apologizes and Zebra asks him to “Just leave.”
Pastis deserves commendations for his subterfuge. Now, Stephen, about that elephant…
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by Bunk X ( 261 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Evolution, History, Humor, Open thread, World at June 5th, 2010 - 11:00 pm

Now really. Which silhouette is hotter?
Despite what the modern mind might think, The Ancients weren’t oblivious to the power of suggestive images. Lacking cameras or other modern recording equipment, they made many such representations of female anatomy (such as the one above left). Undoubtedly they knew that straw, sand or mud images wouldn’t last.
The only difference between The Ancients and us is that developing such images took weeks instead of mere seconds. On the other hand, their images lasted thousands of years, and they’re STILL hawt, in a paleolithic kinda way.
One can only imagine the surprise when Bhugah took Mokrhah aside to show him his stone equivalent of teh pron. “Dude! Check it out! Looks just like that slut from the Ptkusu clan across the wash! Give it back to me in an hour.” Of course, Bhugah never got it back, and was forced to hunt down and kill Mokrhah for being a profligate neolithic wanker.
Hell, they were just teenage boys with a tad too much time on their hands, and each likely died of an errant fleabite infection at the old age of 23, long before serious diseases were invented. But their rock-porn survived.
Fertility goddesses? Nah. Those were wanking stones.
Next stop: Overnight Open Thread.
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Tags: anthropology, Betty Grable, History, Open thread, paleolithic, Science, sculpture, stoneage pron, Stoners, wankers
Posted in Art, Evolution, History, Humor, Open thread, World | 261 Comments »
by Bunk X ( 166 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Evolution, Humor, Media, Open thread at June 1st, 2010 - 11:00 pm

Lately, some of us have a little too much time on our hands, so we click on things like this and upload an image like that and laff and laff and laff, at least until it’s time to hunker down for another Overnight Open Thread.
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Tags: Avatar, dopey waste of time, I've never seen the movie but the girl alien looks kinda hawt, Movies, Open thread, photo manipulation
Posted in Art, Evolution, Humor, Media, Open thread | 166 Comments »
by Urban Infidel ( 128 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Liberal Fascism, Politics at May 31st, 2010 - 4:30 pm
There is a lot of street art in my neighborhood, some of it political, some not. The running theme overall is a seething self-loathing. In the non-political street art category, some are so obscene that I would be ashamed even taking a photograph of it, much less putting it up on my blog.
This above recent example is a curious item of anarcho-hipsterim. No surprise that the left would embrace yet another terrorist. This time it’s Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber. I’m always suspect of any reference to the World Trade Center in leftist art because it’s usually either trooferish or a swipe at America. This one in particular strikes me odd because the Unabomber, a Harvard graduate, hated modern society and everything that the World Trade Center and New York City represented.
(cross posted @ Urban Infidel)
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Posted in Art, Liberal Fascism, Politics | 128 Comments »
by Bunk X ( 94 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Blogwars, Humor, Open thread, Technology at May 30th, 2010 - 10:00 pm

[Image from somewhere here.]
Statistical analysis always fascinated me because you can do anything you want to prove any point. This example shows how any competent blog monitor can identify sock puppets.
The chart shows that a single poster has up to 16 socks on one person’s blog, and the size of the pyramid functions identify which socks are used the most. In this case, the largest purple pyramid is the puppet master. Note that it hits the tan hexagon, thus giving away the sock owner’s true identity.
Once identified, the blog monitor has some choices. He/she can delete the prime feed, and deal with the other 15 socks if and when they become nuisances, or he/she may choose to vaporize all socks at once.
Note that the correlator tools is not without flaws. In the example above, all of the blue-colored pyramids are NOT controlled by the previously identified sock master, and the blog monitor may inadvertently delete regular non-posting loyal readers who are more likely to hit the tip jar than others.
On the other hand, those with the most socks win, and often enjoy an Overnight Open Thread.
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Tags: blogging, Blogwars, Graphic Analysis, Graphics, Open thread, sock puppets, statistics
Posted in Art, Blogwars, Humor, Open thread, Technology | 94 Comments »
by Bunk X ( 334 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Blogwars, Humor, LGF, Open thread at May 24th, 2010 - 10:45 pm

Gotta give kudos to the LGF lizard illustrator here. Nice job. Aside from that, do you really want to put a picture of lizards getting ready to eat ass on the front of your cookbook? You wonder why it’s not selling?
Then he woosed out on his own friggin’ cookbook. I assume he’s worried about getting sued for causing ptomaine and projectile vomiting. Here’s his disclaimer:

It’s not an official product of LGF (yeah, right) yet the Chuckwad collects profits from it. What a tapeworm.
IMO this post belongs on DoD, but the admins gave it blessings for an Overnight Open Thread.
[Update: Disclaimer - The use of the image and quote above was found with a simple google search and is intended as satirical comment only. The cookbook is NOT endorsed by The Blogmocracy and no funds are intended to be generated nor received for the posting of the dumbass image on this site. This post in no way limits others from purchasing any stoopid cookbook. If anyone takes offense when viewing an image of lizards preparing to eat ass they can bite me.]
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Tags: ass-eaters, Fuldkommen Gak, Kukkuk
Posted in Art, Blogwars, Humor, LGF, Open thread | 334 Comments »
by Bunk X ( 181 Comments › )
Filed under Art, CAIR, Censorship, Christianity, Dhimmitude, Free Speech, Humor, Islamists, Open thread, Political Correctness, Politics, Religion at May 20th, 2010 - 10:30 pm
While perusing the internest on “Everybody Draw Mohammed Day” I stumbled upon a story I’d missed from 2003. Apparently Johnny Hart (1931-2007) had voiced his coded opinion in his long-running strip “B.C.” and garnered complaints from CAIR and others.

The cartoon, which appeared Nov. 10 [2003] in more than 1,200 newspapers worldwide—including The Washington Post—shows a caveman entering an outhouse at night, and then saying, from inside, “Is it just me, or does it stink in here?” … [T]he cartoon contained six crescent moons—three in the sky, and three on the outhouse door—and wondered if this might have been a veiled slur on the world’s 1 billion practicing Muslims. … [An email] noted that Hart had drawn a prominent sound effect—”SLAM”—between two frames to accompany the closing of the outhouse door. The SLAM was stacked vertically, in the shape of an I, and could be seen to signify “Islam.” The cartoon appeared on the 15th day of Ramadan, the Muslim holy month.
The Washington Post asked six well-known cartoonists—all admirers of Johnny Hart—to look at the strip. Most said they had no idea what the joke was supposed to be. When the religious interpretation was suggested, five of the six thought it was probably right, even given Hart’s denial. “It’s highly, overwhelmingly, incontrovertibly suspicious,” said Berkeley Breathed, creator of “Bloom County” and the new Sunday-only strip “Opus.” “There’s no explanation for that gag without Islam. It’s meaningless.”
“That vertical SLAM is completely unnecessary to whatever surface gag is there,” said Jef Mallett, creator of the nationally syndicated cartoon “Frazz.” The cartoon would work equally well, and far more efficiently, Mallett said, without the prominent sound effect. “And other than the excuse to add three more crescents, there was no need to set the scene at night.”
Kathleen Parker added:
In answer to the question he posed in “B.C.,” it’s not the outhouse that stinks. It’s our virtuous “sensitivity” and the demand for tolerance by the manifestly intolerant that reeks.
Image from here, quotation from here, both found via link from here, and this is an Overnight Open Thread.
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Tags: B.C., controversy, Dhimmitude, Johnny Hart, Open thread, perceived slights, thin-skins
Posted in Art, CAIR, Censorship, Christianity, Dhimmitude, Free Speech, Humor, Islamists, Open thread, Political Correctness, Politics, Religion | 181 Comments »
by Bunk X ( 284 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Humor, LGF, Open thread at May 15th, 2010 - 10:30 pm

From the ever entertaining Hobotopia: Lolcats without the stupid photos.
Seems like it’s been a long time since we’ve had an Overnight Open Thread, so let’s go for it.
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Tags: comics, Daedelus, hobotopia, icarus, lolcats
Posted in Art, Humor, LGF, Open thread | 284 Comments »
by Bunk X ( 56 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Dhimmitude, Free Speech, Humor, Islamic Supremacism, Islamic hypocrisy, Islamists, Liberal Fascism, Multiculturalism, Open thread, Racism, Religion, Sharia (Islamic Law), World at May 15th, 2010 - 4:00 pm
Don’t know what this is all about? Click here and follow the links. Send us your original submissions in .jpg format and we’ll post ‘em, anonymously if you wish. Keep it clean and funny as if Jesus himself were to judge your work of art.
Update by m:
Send your submissions to blogmocracy @ gmail!
AND WE HAVE OUR FIRST SUBMISSION!
Not by the hair of Mo’s chinny chin chin ~ by MARS
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Tags: anti-dhimmitude, Aptitude Test, contest, Draw Mohammed Day, First Amendment, Freedom of Speech
Posted in Art, Dhimmitude, Free Speech, Humor, Islamic Supremacism, Islamic hypocrisy, Islamists, Liberal Fascism, Multiculturalism, Open thread, Racism, Religion, Sharia (Islamic Law), World | 56 Comments »
by Bunk X ( 200 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Education, Humor, Open thread at May 12th, 2010 - 10:00 pm

[Image from here.]
The next time you eat a Krispy Kreme, you’re going to remember that diagram, and you’re going to contemplate what the donut hole really represents. You’re welcome.
For all you elongated donuts, here’s an Overnight Open Thread.
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Tags: anus, donut, esophagus, large intestine, mouth, Open thread, rectum, salt shaker, small intestine, stomach, topology
Posted in Art, Education, Humor, Open thread | 200 Comments »
by Bunk X ( 111 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Humor, Open thread at May 10th, 2010 - 11:04 pm

By MARYCLAIRE DALE (AP)
PHILADELPHIA — Pioneering fantasy artist Frank Frazetta died Monday in a Fort Myers, Fla., hospital, a manager said. He was 82.
Frazetta had been out to dinner with his daughters Sunday but suffered a stroke at his Boca Grande home later that night and was taken to Lee Memorial Hospital, manager Rob Pistella said. A hospital spokeswoman confirmed the death, as did his daughter Heidi Frazetta Grabin.
“He’s going to be remembered as the most renowned fantasy illustrator of the 20th Century,” Pistella said.
Frazetta created covers and illustrations for more than 150 books and comic books, along with album covers, movie posters and original paintings. His illustrations of Conan the Barbarian, Tarzan, Vampirella and other characters influenced many later artists.
Frazetta had many imitators, but there was only one Frazetta.
The image above was one of my favorites in the 1970s, but my girlfriend wasn’t impressed when I projected it and copied it onto my dorm room wall with magic marker, so I broke up with her. I was like that back then. With that in mind, let’s have an Overnight Open Thread.
[Image from here, news blurb from here.]
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Tags: awesome, Frank Frazetta, Graphics, Illustrations, Retro
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by Bunk X ( 251 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Health Care, Humor, Medicare, Open thread, Technology, Weapons at May 2nd, 2010 - 10:37 pm

Yep. That’s a simulated buttcheek for hypodermic needle training practice, and it tells you if you’ve done it right. That’s right, THIS HALF-ASS SPEAKS.
This strap-on simulator is a lifelike model of a right buttock with anatomical landmarks needed for injections. Correctly administered injections produce audiovisual feedback.
Just think how much fun this could be at frat parties, what with the anatomical landmarks and all… give a shot, take a shot. I hope they come up with a left-handed model. For now, let’s just hope for an Overnight Open Thread.
[Found here, via here, and crossposted here.]
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Tags: butt shot, buttock, hot nurse, hypodermic needle, Open thread, prothesis, training, vaccination
Posted in Art, Health Care, Humor, Medicare, Open thread, Technology, Weapons | 251 Comments »
by Bunk X ( 185 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Humor, LGF, Open thread at April 27th, 2010 - 11:10 pm

Although I don’t condone graffiti, I like this, especially because it’s an awesome excuse for an Overnight Open Thread.
[.gif animation found here.]


Update: Just added a couple of items to The Blogmocracy Store for the workplace: Coffee Mugs! Yay!
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Tags: flying fish, graffiti, Open thread
Posted in Art, Humor, LGF, Open thread | 185 Comments »
by m ( 63 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Guest Post, Open thread at April 25th, 2010 - 6:00 pm
Blogmocracy in Action!
Guest post by: Doppelganger!

Michigan Central Station was built in 1913 for the Michigan Central Railroad, and was Detroit, Michigan’s passenger rail depot from its opening in 1913 until the last train pulled away in 1988.
The station is located in the Corktown area, not an insignificant distance from Downtown Detroit. The reason for the placement this far from downtown was a hope that the station would be an anchor for prosperity to follow. Initially, things were looking up as Henry Ford began to buy land near the station in the 1920s and plans were made, but the Great Depression and other circumstances squelched this and many other development efforts. Further compounding MCS’s future problems was the fact that no large parking facility was included in the original design of the facility. So when the interurban service was discontinued less than two decades after MCS opened and streetcar service stopped in 1938, MCS was effectively isolated from a large majority of the population.
Despite this isolation, traffic to the station remained brisk.
During World War II, the station saw heavy military use, but once the war ended, passenger volume began to decline. Service was cut back and passenger traffic became so low that the owners of the station attempted to sell the facility in 1956 for US$5 million, one-third of its original building cost in 1913. Another attempt to sell the building occurred in 1963, but again there were no buyers. In 1967, maintenance costs were seen as too high relative to the decreasing passenger volume. The restaurant, arcade shops, and main entrance were closed, along with much of the main waiting room.
Things began to look better for the building when Amtrak took over the nation’s passenger rail service in 1971. The main waiting room and entrance were reopened in 1975 and a $1.25 million renovation project was begun in 1978. But only 6 years later, the building was sold for a transportation center project that never materialized. Then, on January 6, 1988, the last Amtrak train pulled away from the station after it was decided to close the facility.
In the interim it has served as a filming location for several motion pictures, but otherwise stands empty. It stands isolated. It’s a focal point for those for historians, and those with a soft spot for nostalgia. It’s A focal point for scrappers, thieves, vandals, and is considered the mecca for Urban explorers. In Detroit urban exploration, you haven’t been anywhere if you haven’t been inside the station.
It was added to the National Register of Historic Places in 1975. Restoration projects and plans have gone as far as the negotiation process, but none has come to fruition. The Detroit City Council Voted to Demolish this beautiful structure in 2009, but a private citizen quickly filed a lawsuit to block the demolition citing the Historic Register Law. And so it stands …..in limbo.

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Tags: Doppelganger, Michigan Central Station, photography, Urbex
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