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The poll that scares the Dimocrats most

by Bob in Breckenridge ( 128 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Economy, Elections 2010, Elections 2012, History, Misery Index, Politics, Polls, Progressives, Republican Party at September 3rd, 2010 - 8:30 am

With yesterday (9-2-10), being two months until the 2010 mid-term elections, here’s some food for thought-

The poll that scares the Dimocrats most

Posted by Moe Lane
Wednesday, September 1st at 2:30PM EDT

It’s this one, from the never-to-be-sufficiently-hated-by-the-Left Rasmussen: and on its face it’s innocuous enough. It’s the partisan identification poll, and it currently lists Democrats at 35%, Republicans at 33.8%, and Neither at 31.1%. Unsurprising, based on recent events, right? – Also, it’s a poll of adults, so this probably means a Republican advantage among likely voters, as that’s the usual rule of thumb for these things. So, nothing really unusual here, right?

Wrong. If this poll is accurate, it’s a harbinger of DOOM for the Democrats.

I don’t pretend to be a professional pollster, but I’ve been dealing with polls on a regular basis since 2003, so I at least know the basics. And I know that – once you get past the pure technical details about whether or not a poll has gotten a true random sample, or whether there’s deliberate bias in the questions – the two major questions that have to be addressed about an election poll both touch on how well it snapshots the actual electorate.

For example: experience shows that a poll that samples 1,000 adults will have a result that is significantly different than one that samples 1,000 likely voters*. The trick is determining what a ‘likely voter’ is, which is why many pollsters at least try to work with the more quantifiable ‘registered voters:’ it doesn’t give you as good results, but it at least screens out the people who can’t vote. It’s also why pollsters try to find out who is enthusiastic about voting, and who isn’t. But that’s only half of the problem; the other half is determining whether or not the current partisan mix of voters has shifted since the last benchmark. That benchmark is usually an election; it’s a truism that, generally, Republicans vote for Republicans and Democrats vote for Democrats. So pollsters look at reliable exit polls, and they look at election results, and every so often they do new partisan identification polls.

And that’s what makes this such a problematic poll of Rasmussen’s for the Democrats. As the pollster noted, historically speaking:

In August 2004, the Democrats had a 2.6 percentage point advantage. In August 2006, they enjoyed a 5.4 percentage point advantage. In August 2008, the gap was 5.7 percentage points. See the History of Party Trends from January 2004 to the present.

…and if you look at the results for those years, you’ll notice that they trended between August and November in all three years towards the party that ended up ‘winning’ those particular election cycles. Which implies that the breakdown is going to be even worse for the Democrats in November. It might even be close to equal.

Why this matters is that a perennial complaint this election cycle is that pollsters keep using partisan breakdowns that assume no major changes between the fundamental makeup of the 2008 electorate and today’s. Yes, pollsters will address the enthusiasm gap – but there is a difference between a politician being down five points because of one party not being motivated to get out the vote and a politician being down five points because there are less members of that party to draw votes from. If Rasmussen is right – and there are a lot of people out there in this business who have a vested professional interest in getting Rasmussen perceived as being wrong – then the problems for the Democratic party will not be addressed in better appeals to their base; they’ll be addressed by changing the policies that are apparently driving voters into the Republican camp**.

And if they don’t, they will simply not be prepared for the psychic shock of Election Night.

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Obama’s Islamic America

by Bob in Breckenridge ( 192 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Dhimmitude, History, Islam, Islamic Terrorism, Leftist-Islamic Alliance, Multiculturalism, Political Correctness, Politics, Progressives, Sharia (Islamic Law) at August 28th, 2010 - 8:30 pm

Obama said Islam is and always has been tolerant. That’s an outright lie.

Obama said Islam has had a role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings. Yet another outright lie. The only thing Islam has contributed to mankind has been death and destruction everywhere it has been allowed to infest.

Obama said that here in the United States, Ramadan is a reminder that Islam has always been part of America and that American Muslims have made extraordinary contributions to our country. LIE! Driving a taxi or running a 7-11 are not extraordinary contributions.

Obama also said that Islam has always been part of America. No, it hasn’t, moron.

I have to ask the following question: Does this imbecile seriously believe this delusional boatload of bullshit, and if so, what the hell was he smoking? It certainly wasn’t a pack of Kools.

What country is he talking about?

President Obama says Islam has always been part of America, which raises the question, does the president know something about American history that we don’t?

It has become customary for presidents to offer greetings to various religious communities on the occasion of their most holy days. Presidents Ford and Carter both issued Ramadan messages, as did Presidents Clinton and George W. Bush. The Ramadan greeting became intensely political during Mr. Bush’s tenure because he was seeking to dispel the charge that the war on terrorism was a crusade against Islam. But Mr. Obama has used the occasion of Ramadan to rewrite U.S. history and give Islam a prominence in American annals that it has not earned.

In this year’s greeting, Mr. Obama said the rituals of Ramadan “remind us of the principles that we hold in common and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings. Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality. And here in the United States, Ramadan is a reminder that Islam has always been part of America and that American Muslims have made extraordinary contributions to our country.”

That Islam has had a major role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings may come as a surprise to Muslim women. Young Afghan girls who are having acid thrown in their faces on the way to school might want to offer their perspectives. That Islam is “known” for diversity and racial equality is also a bit of a reach. This certainly does not refer to religious diversity, which is nonexistent in many Muslim-majority states. This is a plaudit better reserved for a speech at the opening of a synagogue in Mecca.

Most puzzling is the president’s claim that “Islam has always been part of America.” Islam had no influence on the origins and development of the United States. It contributed nothing to early American political culture, art, literature, music or any other aspect of the early nation.

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Thanks to Obama and the libs, the economy is so bad that…

by Bob in Breckenridge ( 358 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Economy, Humor, Misery Index, Open thread, Politics, Progressives at August 24th, 2010 - 6:00 pm

I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.

African television stations are now showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials.

I ordered a burger at Wendy’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”.

My ATM gave me an IOU.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven and got a bank as a free gift.

If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM and Chrysler.

McDonald’s is selling a 1/4 ouncer with cheese.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

My cousin had an exorcism but when she couldn’t afford to pay for it, they re-possessed her.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Motel Six won’t leave the light on for you anymore.

A picture is now only worth 100 words.

They renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart” Street.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck or knew how to fly a plane.

President Obungler now has to play miniature golf

And finally…

The libs in Congress say they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!!! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the same people who made $1.5 trillion disappear.

This is also an open thread to discuss anything your little ol’ heart desires!

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Two Rat-Bastard Commies and a Brilliant Capitalist

by Bob in Breckenridge ( 92 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Economy, Elections, History, Misery Index, Politics, Progressives, Socialism at August 12th, 2010 - 4:30 pm

Of course, the commies are President Obungler himself, and that blithering idiotic libturd fossil from yesteryear, Phil Donahue.

The brilliant capitalist is the late, great Nobel-prize winning (ya know, from back in the olden days, when you actually had to have accomplished something to win one) economist, Dr. Milton Friedman.

First, we have a damn good GOP commercial that will hopefully soon be coming to a TV near you, about how Obama, Reid, Pelosi, etc. have screwed the pooch (FYI, no insult meant to dogs) since day one when it comes to fixing the economy, and only made things exponentially worse.

But it wouldn’t surprise me a bit if they are actually f#*king up our country and economy on purpose, since we know they want as many Americans as possible dependent upon brain-dead libs for their existence. And just this week, we reached an all-time high, with well over 40 million Americans (over 13% of our population) now receiving food stamps. Congratulations libturds, hope you’re all proud of yourselves.

And on top of that good news comes this, on youth unemployment hitting an all-time high, and this, about 484 thousand new unemployment claims filed for in July, highest since February, and this, about the near rioting that occurred in Atlanta by people Obama voters wanting section 8 (which is government taxpayer subsidized) housing.

But, I, like you, sure am damn glad that the economy is actually recovering, as Obungler tells us it is, and that we’re on the right track, because if he didn’t tell us, our only other choice would be to believe what we see, hear, and read, about how bad things are.

Then we have a vintage video of the still clueless after all these years (hat tip to Paul Simon, the singer, not the dead lib Senator from IL) Phil Donahue, yet another libturd dolt who never met a commie dictator he didn’t admire, getting bitch-slapped and kicked in the nuts by Dr. Friedman for suggesting that socialism will even the playing field between the haves and the have-nots better and fairer than capitalism will. Watch the part where Friedman attempts to tell Donahue why he’s an economic ignoramus, and Donahue has this glazed look in his eyes like he’s high. Nope, he’s not stoned, just stupid.

Liberals. Gotta love detest the sons of bitches. I know I do.

Hat tip to Denny for the videos.

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Obama’s backdoor amnesty plan

by Bob in Breckenridge ( 49 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Elections, Politics, Progressives, Socialism, illegals at August 1st, 2010 - 6:00 pm

Nothing these America-hating scumbags do surprises you or I, so obviously this won’t either. From the Washington Times-

Memo outlines backdoor ‘amnesty’ plan
Immigration staffers cite tools available without reform

With Congress gridlocked on an immigration bill, the Obama administration is considering using a back door to stop deporting many illegal immigrants – what a draft government memo said could be “a non-legislative version of amnesty.”

The memo, addressed to U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Director Alejandro Mayorkas and written by four agency staffers, lists tools it says the administration has to “reduce the threat of removal” for many illegal immigrants who have run afoul of immigration authorities.

“In the absence of comprehensive immigration reform, USCIS can extend benefits and/or protections to many individuals and groups by issuing new guidance and regulations, exercising discretion with regard to parole-in-place, deferred action and the issuance of Notices to Appear,” the staffers wrote in the memo, which was obtained by Sen. Charles E. Grassley, Iowa Republican.

The memo suggests that in-depth discussions have occurred on how to keep many illegal immigrants in the country, which would be at least a temporary alternative to the proposals Democrats in Congress have made to legalize illegal immigrants.

Chris Bentley, a USCIS spokesman, said drafting the memo doesn’t mean the agency has embraced the policy and “nobody should mistake deliberation and exchange of ideas for final decisions.”

“As a matter of good government, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services will discuss just about every issue that comes within the purview of the immigration system,” he said in an e-mail statement. “We continue to maintain that comprehensive bipartisan legislation, coupled with smart, effective enforcement, is the only solution to our nation’s immigration challenges.”

He said the Homeland Security Department “will not grant deferred action or humanitarian parole to the nation’s entire illegal immigrant population.”

The memo does talk about targeting specific groups of illegal immigrants.

Mr. Grassley said it confirms his fears that the administration is trying an end-run around Congress.

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Tiger Woods scrutiny versus Barack Hussein Obama coverup

by 1389AD ( 36 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Media, Sports at July 30th, 2010 - 4:30 pm

From the 1389 Blog mailbox:

From: Robert Bowen
Date: 7/27/2010, 8:17 PM EDT
Subject: Amazing

I THINK IT IS REMARKABLE THAT WITHIN A WEEK OF TIGER WOODS CRASHING HIS ESCALADE, THE PRESS FOUND EVERY WOMAN WITH WHOM TIGER HAS HAD AN AFFAIR IN THE LAST FEW YEARS, WITH PHOTOS, TEXT MESSAGES, RECORDED PHONE CALLS, ETC. AND, THEY NOT ONLY KNOW THE CAUSE OF THE FAMILY FIGHT, BUT THEY EVEN KNOW IT WAS A WEDGE FROM HIS GOLF BAG THAT HIS WIFE USED TO BREAK OUT THE WINDOWS IN THE ESCALADE. NOT ONLY THAT, THEY KNOW WHICH WEDGE! AND EACH AND EVERY DAY, THEY GIVE AMERICA MORE UPDATES ON HIS SEX-REHAB STAY, HIS WIFE’S PLANS FOR DIVORCE, AND THE DATES AND TOURNAMENTS HE WILL PLAY IN. OBAMA HAS BEEN IN OFFICE FOR OVER A YEAR NOW, AND THIS SAME PRESS: STILL CANNOT FIND ANY OF HIS CHILDHOOD FRIENDS OR NEIGHBORS OR LOCATE ANY OF OBAMA’S COLLEGE PAPERS OR GRADES OR HOW HE PAID FOR A HARVARD EDUCATION OR WHICH COUNTRY ISSUED HIS VISA TO TRAVEL TO PAKISTAN IN THE 1980′S OR BARRY SOETORO OR EVEN MICHELLE OBAMA’S PRINCETON THESIS ON RACISM. THEY JUST CAN’T SEEM TO FIND THEM!!! YET THE PUBLIC STILL TRUSTS THAT SAME PRESS TO GIVE THEM THE WHOLE TRUTH! TRULY REMARKABLE!!!

Despite the use of block caps, this letter makes a valid point. Somehow, I don’t expect the media to come up with any definitive answers. All we ever get is the “same-old same-old” – the media, even the supposedly “conservative” media, slandering everyone who questions Obama’s eligibility for the Presidency as “birthers” or as part of the “lunatic fringe.” Any self-anointed media pundit who denies that this is a legitimate question is complicit in all of the harm that the Obama administration has done thus far and will do in the future.

A significant percentage of the American public continues to doubt the official version of Obama’s origins and his curriculum vitae – too many to write off as crazy. Every time another piece of evidence surfaces that casts doubt on Obama’s official bio, the mainstream media and even the quasi-conservative media downplay the issue, pretend to debunk it without actually debunking it, and ridicule anybody who expects a better answer than that.

Perhaps if Obama were executing the duties of the Presidency in conformance with the US Constitution and US law, and in the interests of America’s citizens and taxpayers, it would be much easier for people to believe that Obama is American-born. Instead, he has been governing like a third-world socialist dictator, like a wannabee Chavez or Mugabe writ large.


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Another Hidden Zinger in Obamacare

by 1389AD ( 43 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Financial, Healthcare, Progressives at July 25th, 2010 - 10:00 am

In Fundamentally Transforming the United States, Phyllis Schlafly explains how the Democrat party voter base is founded upon those who get (or hope to get) their livelihood from the federal government. It goes much further than Chicago-machine patronage politics writ large; the federal government is deliberately destroying the family structure so as to make people more dependent on the federal government and the Democrat party. Unmarried mothers are a key part of Obama’s voter base. Thus, it is in his interests to discourage men and women from getting and staying married.

How do the Democrats go about attacking the family structure? The attacks go much further than promoting gay marriage and abortion on demand, or free condoms and salacious “sex education” in the public schools. Detrimental as those things are, at least they are visible. It’s the progressives’ stealth jihad against the family that I’m talking about here.

Check out this hidden zinger in Obamacare:

Marriage Penalty in Health Care

A huge marriage penalty is hidden in Obama’s Health Control Law. This law is another federal program providing financial incentives to subsidize marriage avoidance and illegitimate offspring.

Even though all evidence shows that marriage is the best remedy for poverty, lack of health care, domestic violence, child abuse, and school dropouts, federal welfare programs continue to discriminate against marriage and instead give taxpayer handouts to those who reject marriage. This isn’t any accident; it is a central part of the Democrats’ political strategy that produced 70% of unmarried women voting for Obama for President in 2008.

Here is the approximate cost in the Health Control Law for an unmarried couple who each earn $25,000 a year (total: $50,000). When they both buy health insurance (which will be mandatory), the combined premiums they pay will be capped at $3,076 a year. But if the couple gets married and has the same combined income of $50,000, they will pay annual premiums up to a cap of $5,160 a year. That means they have to fork over a marriage penalty of $2,084.

The marriage penalty is the result of the fact that government subsidies for buying health insurance are pegged to the federal poverty guidelines. Couples that remain unmarried are rewarded with a separate health care subsidy for each income.

When the Wall Street Journal reporter quizzed the Democratic authors of the health care bill, they made it clear that this differential was deliberate. The staffer justified the discriminatory treatment because “you have to decide what your goals are.” Indeed, the Democrats have decided what their goals are. They know that 70% of unmarried women voted for Obama in 2008, and the Democrats plan to reward this group with health insurance subsidies.

The House staffer told the Wall Street Journal reporter that the Democrats can’t make the subsidies neutral towards marriage because that would give a traditional one-breadwinner married couple a more generous subsidy than a single parent at the same income level. Horrors! The Democrats certainly are not going to allow traditional marriage to be preferred over couples who just shack up!

Daniel Patrick Moynihan famously and accurately explained the disastrous results of welfare back in 1965. The welfare system created a matriarchy with millions of children lacking their father in the home. It’s no wonder illegitimate birthrates are soaring and unmarried mothers now give birth to 4 out of every 10 babies born in the United States.

Means-tested welfare programs already cost taxpayers close to $1 trillion a year (even more than national defense!), and Obamacare is projected to add another $2.5 trillion after all its provisions take effect. There’s no end in sight to the increasing costs of these entitlements. In one year, the Obama Administration will spend more taxpayers’ money on spreading the wealth to non-taxpayers than George W. Bush spent on the entire Iraq war.

Greenberg Quinlan Rosner, a liberal firm that consults for clients such as Bill Clinton and John Kerry, admitted: “Unmarried women represent one of the most reliable Democratic cohorts in the electorate . . . leading the charge for fundamental change in health care.”

It used to be that a husband was responsible for the financial support of his wife and children, but the feminists’ agenda calls for replacing husbands with Big Brother Government. The feminists call their movement “women’s liberation,” and Obamacare is one more way to help them achieve their goal.

Feminists keep tightening their control over the social policies of the Democratic Party, and Obamacare will be his third payoff to the feminists. The first bill Obama signed as President, the Lilly Ledbetter Act, enables women to sue employers years many years after any alleged workplace discrimination (when no one is still alive to defend against allegations), and the second payoff was getting Obama to give the majority of taxpayer-paid Stimulus jobs to women even though men have suffered the big majority of job losses.

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The scavenger hunt is on

I am neither a lawyer nor an accountant nor a “policy wonk” (whatever that is supposed to be). Sorting through the huge pile of paperwork that makes up the Obamacare bill, or for that matter, the recent financial regulatory bill, and piecing together the hidden “zingers” that are poised to harm each sector of our economy and society, is beyond my capabilities. This is not a one-person job. I would like to urge everyone who is able to do so, to help complete this task by researching how those bills will affect their community and their sector of the economy, and submit that information to 2.0: The Blogmocracy.

The scavenger hunt is on, and the only prize is preserving your freedom.

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Barry and the Party Crasher

by Eliana ( 260 Comments › )
Filed under Elections, Open thread at July 21st, 2010 - 8:30 pm

WASHINGTON DC, July 21 (Eliana News) – President Barack Obama was surprised again by an unexpected guest at his celebrity-only White House party last week. The Secret Service is apologizing for allowing a party crasher to make it deep enough into the party to engage in conversation with the President before being dragged away by red-faced security officials.

Eliana News has another exclusive report on what transpired in this conversation:

Party Crasher: Excuse me, President Obama. May I have a word with you?

Barry: Who are you? Nice t-shirt with the design of a tuxedo on it, by the way. It goes well with your ponytail.

Party Crasher: Thanks. I spent 3 months’ income on this.

Barry: Oh. You’re a party crasher. Where’s my security….?

Party Crasher: No no no! Mr. President, I need to speak with you. My name is [EXPLETIVE DELETED] and I run an extremely influential blog called [EXPLETIVE DELETED]. My blog is so powerful that I determine who will be elected in America!!

Barry: You run an iPod?

Party Crasher: No! It’s a BLOG. B-L-O-G!

Barry: Is it bigger or smaller than an iPod?

Party Crasher: No, it’s a BLOG! Surely you have heard of me! I determine the results of American elections!

Barry: Oh. In that case, let me see this iBlog. Are you carrying it in your pocket? Does it play music and send Twitters?

Party Crasher: No, it’s not in my pocket!! It’s a website!!

Barry: Oh. Where’s my security..?

Party Crasher: Guess what, Mr. President? I’m on your side now. I wish I had voted for you.

Barry: You didn’t vote for me?? You probably didn’t send me any money either. You can afford a fancy iBlog in your pocket that plays music and sends Twitters but you couldn’t send me any money?? Where’s my security???

Party Crasher: I’m sorry, Mr. President.

Barry: Well, don’t get your ponytail in a knot. What did you want to say to me, anyway?

Party Crasher: I don’t know.

Barry: Security is coming. They’ll see you to the door. Hit the Tip Jar on your way out.

Party Crasher: [Indistinguishable muttering as he is dragged away...]

Barry: HA! They say I know nothing about technology. I knew what an iBlog was right away!! I’ll get Rahm to buy me one so that I can determine the results of American elections!

– Eliana News

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The racist regime of Barack Hussein Obama

by Bob in Breckenridge ( 130 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Election 2008, Hate Speech, Politics, Racism at July 8th, 2010 - 11:30 am

Imagine if, during George Bush’s presidency, caucasian (white) Attorney General John Ashcroft decided not to prosecute KKK members who threatened blacks attempting to vote for John Kerry or Al Gore.
There would be hell to pay, and rightfully so.
But yet, when the Black Panthers, a, ahem, racist, “civil rights group”, threatened those who might consider voting for someone other the incompetent America-hating asshole in the White House, they get threatened.
But yet the POS in the White House and his ass-kissing America-hating AG, Eric Holder, see no reason to prosecute the swine. Can you say racism? I sure as hell can. And so can anyone else with a functioning brain.

And while we’re at it, lets add this nugget of wisdom by a black panther, video courtesy of our friend The Osprey…Which portrays the intelligence that just oozes from this imbecile…Oh, and you wanna bet he voted for Obama?

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Barry and The King: “Shall We Dance?”

by Eliana ( 50 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Iran, Israel, Open thread, Saudi Arabia at July 7th, 2010 - 7:00 pm

WASHINGTON DC, July 7 (Eliana News) – Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah made a personal appearance at the White House on June 29th for a chat with President Barack Obama. Eliana News has an exclusive report about what transpired at this meeting.

Barry greets King Abdullah with a deep bow and a cracking noise in his back…

Barry: Your Majesty!

King Abdullah: Hello, Barry.

Barry: My bow is getting better, don’t you think?

King Abdullah: You still aren’t prostrating yourself on the floor yet, but it’s an improvement.

Barry: I’ve been practicing.

King Abdullah: So I’ve heard.

Barry: Your Majesty, I’m happy to see you. What can I do for you? Would you like a tour of the White House?

King Abdullah: No, a tour of the White House won’t be necessary. I have Prince Abdullah checking it out.

Barry: Wow, we have a Prince in the House, too? How exciting!

King Abdullah: Well, I wouldn’t bend over for him or anything. In the Kingdom, he’s 24,892nd in line for the throne. I brought him here to measure the White House for drapes and furniture.

Barry: Oh.

King Abdullah: Look Barry, I thought we had an agreement that you were going to “jumpstart” the Middle East peace process. You were going to take jumper cables and send the peace process off to a roaring new race for the finish line. So what happened? I’ve got sleeping camels that move more quickly than you do.

Barry: Well, we were expecting to push the Israelis, but it hasn’t been that easy.

King Abdullah: What’s the problem?!?

Barry: Well, you should know. You’ve tried to push the Israelis and you haven’t done well with it either. Does the year 1948 or supposed swimming lessons for Jews ring a bell with you?

King Abdullah: That wasn’t our fault!! The Jews built sand bars off shore. Every time we pushed them into the sea, they kept popping back onto the beach. Scared the Palestinians half to death. Who knew that Jews are so agile, anyway?

Barry: Yes, Jews are agile. If Rahm Emanuel challenges you to an arm wrestle, don’t take him up on it.

King Abdullah: Don’t worry – if the subject comes up, I’ll arrange proximity arm wrestling and let George Mitchell take him on.

Barry: Poor George. Anyway, as you were saying, Your Majesty…

King Abdullah: We need BOLD and SWIFT action on this Palestinian State thing!

Barry: I’ll keep trying, your Majesty.

King Abdullah: See that you do!

Barry: Yes, sir.

King Abdullah: Meanwhile, when are the Israelis going to hit Iran? We can’t keep all that IDF equipment on Saudi soil forever, you know. We’ve practiced shutting down our radar to let the Israelis pass through our air space, but our radar operators are getting jumpy. Every time a flock of birds flies overhead, they jump for the kill switch so fast that the whole Kingdom goes dark.

Barry: Wow, that must be frustrating.

King Abdullah: It is! I think the Jews are sending birds our way just to spook us.

Barry: Well, they might find it amusing, after all.

King Abdullah: Yeah. Iran is spooked too. When they see the Kingdom go dark, they go dark too. Then we all go back up, then we all go dark again.

Barry: I know. The people at the Space Station are watching it like reality TV.

King Abdullah: When you speak with the main Israeli guy, please tell him to hurry up and hit Iran. We all want him to do it. He can use our air space. We’ve done everything but send him an engraved invitation with maps and passwords for our radar systems.

Barry: I’ll mention it when he comes.

King Abdullah: Be sure that you do, Barry.

Barry: Ok. Thanks for coming and please send my best regards to your wife.

King Abdullah: Which one? I have many.

Barry: Wow, that must be fun.

King Abdullah: No, it isn’t. How would YOU like to hear “You don’t pay enough attention to me” 700 times per month?

Barry: Obviously, you haven’t met Michelle.

King Abdullah: Ok, Barry, I have to go. Remember what I said about that main Israeli guy. No more birds over Saudi Arabia unless they are metal with big Stars on them, ok?

Barry: As you wish, your Majesty.

- Eliana News

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A book review- “Whiny Little Bitch: The Excuse-Filled Presidency of Barack Obama”

by Bob in Breckenridge ( 137 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Communism, Democratic Party, Economy, Elections 2010, Misery Index, Progressives at June 25th, 2010 - 9:00 am

First of all, believe it or not, this is an actual book! But, if you’d like to order a copy ($14.95), please note that it will not be released until June 29th. I hope that a lot of other people will also want to read about the Whiny Little Bitch in the White House, and it becomes a New York Slimes #1 best-seller, but I digress.

It’s written by Mike Cullen, and it’s about the total incompetency of the America-hating POS that occupies 1600 Pennsylvania Av. NW, the man-child bungler-in-chief himself, and the other America-hating scumbags, that, like cockroaches, infest his pathetic, inept socialism-loving administration.

Here’s the introduction, and it’s excellent, because it is spot-on…

I had never seen anything like it. Only 44 men have held the office of President of the United States. This guy gets into office, and even one year later, he still can’t stop sniveling about the man who held the position before him. Can you picture Abraham Lincoln engaging in a year-long whine about James Buchanan? I inherited this slavery problem, you know. So don’t get your hopes to high.

Touché! Beautifully written, huh? I thought so, also!

But I know, you want more, huh? I’ve got more!!!

About Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Incompetano, Cullen writes:

She’s proof that there is at least one person in Washington who is less qualified for her job than Barack Obama is for his.

Bwahahahaha!!!

Then there’s a chapter called “The 7 Habits of a Highly Ineffective President”. BTW, habit #7 is priceless!

1. I Didn’t Explain it Right- There’s nothing wrong with the policy. You yokels are too stupid to understand it.

2. Let Me Be clear- Let me be clear is the rhetorical equivalent of an exploding dye pack in a bag of cash. It indelibly marks all words that follow as false. “Let me be clear” pegs my bullshit meter.

3. Conflation – Treating two different concepts as if they were one: In an attempt to marginalize the Tea Party movement, Obama described them as people who question whether he is a US citizen and believe he’s a socialist. Two totally unrelated things.

4. The False Choice- When Americans look to their government for responsible solutions, Barack Obama lives to offer us the false choice. We can either support his stale brand of socialism or we can do nothing.

5. The False Promise- Closing Gitmo. Broadcasting the health care debate on CSPAN.

6. Blaming Your Opponents- Even more bizarre were his repeated attempts to blame Republicans for his own failures. With an overwhelming Democrat majority in the House and a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate, he still didn’t sign a single piece of major legislation in 2009.

7. Talking out of Your Ass- In situations that require a careful, measured (Let’s say presidential) response, Barack Obama comes across like the barroom drunk who thinks he’s an expert on everything. Facts are not important. Barry’s got something to say, and it’s a free country, dammit.

Examples: Skip Gates. Comments about Las Vegas.

This thread also ties in, rather nicely, to what former Florida governor Jeb Bush said Wednesday about Obama:

Jeb Bush tells President Obama: Stop blaming George W. Bush

Former Florida GOP Gov. Jeb Bush has grown tired of listening to Barack Obama blame his brother, telling Matt Bai, the “Political Times” columnist for The New York Times, that he finds the president’s behavior “childish.”

In an interview with Bai, Bush said that he has had enough of Obama frequently pointing back to his brother George W. Bush’s tenure to explain economic and budget problems, as well as failed oversight of the oil industry.

“It’s kind of like a kid coming to school saying, ‘The dog ate my homework,’” the former governor said of the president. “It’s childish. This is what children do until they mature. They don’t accept responsibility.”

“He apparently likes to act like he’s still campaigning, and he likes to blame George’s administration for everything,” Bush added.

Bush went on to criticize the president’s own stewardship of the economy, calling Obama “Hubert Humphrey on steroids.”

Read the whole piece here.

A tip o’ the hat to Denny!

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The Most Dangerous President in History

by Bob in Breckenridge ( 130 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Liberal Fascism, Progressives at June 21st, 2010 - 8:30 pm

From GOPUSA-

By Henry Lamb June 21, 2010 7:29 AM

Obama believes in the rule of law- his law. No other law is relevant. No other law matters. When Obama speaks, he expects the world to obey.

In his Tuesday night performance, he said “I will meet with the chairman of BP and inform him that he is to set aside whatever resources are required to compensate the workers and business…” “Inform him?” Where does Barack Hussein Obama get the authority to issue orders to the CEO of a private corporation? There is no such authority in the Constitution. There is no law that empowers the president to “inform” the CEO of any corporation how he will spend the corporation’s money. Obama couldn’t care less about the Constitution or the law.

There was no Constitutional authority for him to essentially take over General Motors and Chrysler, or the banks. Obama couldn’t care less about the law. When he speaks, he expects the world to obey.

There is no Constitutional authority for the federal government to require American citizens to purchase health insurance or any other product or service. It doesn’t matter. Obama spoke; his Congressional majority of comrades obeyed.

In 18 months, the man has demonstrated that he cares nothing about the system of government created by our founders and enshrined in the Constitution. He has demonstrated that he fully intends to “fundamentally transform” the United States of America — as he promised in his campaign. Now we are beginning to get a picture of the nation he intends to build. The picture is frightening.

Read the rest here: Lamb: The Most Dangerous President in History

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Why Obama’s job approval here and worldwide is sinking to historic lows after only 1½ years

by Bob in Breckenridge ( 105 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Economy, Elections 2010, Misery Index, Progressives, Socialism, UK at June 20th, 2010 - 10:00 am

Of course, we, meaning those of us with functioning brains, which excludes liberals, leftists and other various losers and miscreants, knew that most of America and the world would eventually WTFU and come to realize what we’ve known all along- That the incompetent bungler-in-chief Barack Hussein Obama will end up being the worst President in the history of our country.

Think about that for a minute.

He’s even more incompetent than that anti-Semitic ignoramus Jimmy Carter. Voters are getting buyer’s remorse, and the morons that bought this America-hating POS’s hope and change bullshit are starting to finally “get it”.

Well, not only most Americans, but also in Britain (and around the world, for that matter). Most Americans and Brits are finally realizing that this buffoon is not qualified to manage their local 7-11, much less our country, and that he is screwing up the relationships we’ve worked for years to build with our friends around the world, while coddling our enemies.

The amazing thing is that the bungler-in-chief and his band of lib losers have managed to do this in less than 18 months. This is what happens when an inexperienced and incompetent snake oil salesman fools 53 million dolts into voting for him.

This arrogant, ignorant asshole actually had the audacity (and not of hope) to send a letter to the leaders of the G20 nations lecturing them and almost demanding that they keep spending money that they (and we) don’t have to try to stimulate the world’s economies, even though most countries already are basically bankrupting their future by this out of control spending. This result is what happens when brain-dead liberals like Obama, Pelosi, Schumer, Frank, and Reid have unfettered control of the government.

Every policy or idea these idiot libs have enacted or propose to enact has already been tried and failed miserably numerous times, and these will fail also. The one thing that we know that will work at stimulating the world’s and our economies is cutting taxes and cutting spending. But mentioning tax cuts and spending cuts to these moronic libs is like offering kryptonite to Superman.

As usual, Nile Gardiner hits it out of the park it in his June 17th op-ed in the London Daily Telegraph-

Barack Obama: the most unpopular man in Britain?

What a difference 18 months and an oil spill makes. In January 2009 Barack Obama was hugely popular on this side of the Atlantic, and could have walked on water in the eyes of the British media, the political elites, and the general public. In June 2010 however he probably qualifies as the most despised US president since Nixon among the British people. In fact you can’t open a London paper at this time without reading yet another fiery broadside against a leader who famously boasted of restoring “America’s standing” in the world.

When even Obama’s most ardent political supporters in Britain, including Boris Johnson, are on the offensive against the White House, you know the president’s halo has dramatically slipped. It’s hard to believe that any politician could become more disliked in the UK than Gordon Brown, but Barack Obama is achieving that in spades. And as Janet Daley noted of the British press, the love affair with Barack is well and truly over.

[...]

We are witnessing one of the worst exercises in public diplomacy by a US government in recent memory, one that could cause significant long-term damage to the incredibly important economic and political partnership between Great Britain and the United States. And for those who say this is minor storm in a tea cup, I would point out that it is highly unusual for a British Prime Minister to have to stand up to an onslaught against British interests by an American president, as David Cameron has just done. In fact the prospect of a major confrontation between Downing Street and the White House grows stronger by the day.

But this is not the whole picture. President Obama’s handling of BP is part of a far bigger problem. This is an administration that has consistently insulted Britain, and has even sided with her foes in some cases, most notably in its wholehearted support for Argentina’s call for negotiations over the sovereignty of the Falklands, a position that has been strongly backed by Venezuelan tyrant Hugo Chavez.

Read the whole article here

BTW, hat tip to Denny

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Subliminal Message?

by Bunk X ( 216 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Barack Obama, Humor, Open thread at June 18th, 2010 - 11:00 pm

Er, ah, I’m speechless, and not because there’s a missing apostrophe.  Click on the break, then exit quickly to an Overnight Open Thread. (more…)

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Quotes from MSNBC’s lunatic fringe on Obama’s oil spill speech- They trashed him and compared him to Carter

by Bob in Breckenridge ( 138 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Environmentalism, Politics, Progressives at June 16th, 2010 - 7:30 pm

You know Obama’s in trouble when the morons who have been continually kissing this inept imbecile’s ass for the past three years, such as Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, and Howard Fineman at MSLSD, are turning on him and are calling his inaction and his speech Carter-like.

Of course, the good news for Obama is that hardly anyone, and certainly no one with a functioning brain, watches that God-awful network of bottom-feeding dolts.

From Real Clear Politics:

MSNBC Trashes Obama’s Address: Compared To Carter, “I Don’t Sense Executive Command”

Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann and Howard Fineman react to President Obama’s Oval Office Address on the oil spill. Here are the lowlights of what the trio said:

Olbermann: “It was a great speech if you were on another planet for the last 57 days.”

Matthews compared Obama to Carter.

Olbermann: “Nothing specific at all was said.”

Matthews: “No direction.”

Howard Fineman: “He wasn’t specific enough.”

And in other news, that idiot Cato the Elder, over at the washed-up ukulele playing, bike riding, comic book reading pony-tailed douchebag’s shithole finally got something right:

Cato the Elder 6/15/2010 5:30:44 pm PDT

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The president is a failure.

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