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What Has Been Seen OOT

by Macker ( 1 Comment › )
Filed under Democratic Party, Humor, OOT at August 14th, 2015 - 10:00 pm

…cannot be Unseen, even on The Overnight Open Thread!

P.S.: This is NOT my photoshop…I found this on Facebook!

Too Many Possible Captions + Little Debbie

by Bunk X ( 31 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Links, OOT, Open thread at January 29th, 2014 - 11:02 pm




Okay, first guy’s a funny, but chimps, toddlers and even Little Debbie Wasserman-Schultz can do it. 2nd guy & girl are awesome, especially because the guy talked blondie into mopping the hoops court with her hair while doing The Beast With Two Backs wrong.  Escalator Planking Girl wins for her strong abs, doing it solo, and being willing to risk losing her entire scalp on the escalator handrail just for The Utoobage lulz [via].

BTW, for those of you who think that The BlogMock has little influence, Google “Debbie Wasserman-Schultz .gif” and see what image comes up first and from where. For those of you strapped for time and too busy to click the link, let’s all jump into a big steaming pile of The Overnight Open Thread.

Wasserman Me Worry?

by Bunk X ( 142 Comments › )
Filed under Democratic Party, Elections 2012, Humor, OOT, Open thread, Politics, Progressives at September 24th, 2012 - 11:00 pm

I don’t know what The Obama Hand Jive is all about considering that no matter how ambidextrous you are, few can write legible stuff on the backs of their hands. That by itself makes the whole thing a hoax from the start, but from what I’ve been told, these backhanded messages are supposed to illustrate why a person is going to vote for Obama in November.

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is going to vote for Obama because he pays her, and according to the message someone wrote on the back of her right hand, for “Our Kids.”  I don’t know about you, but I’ve never had sexual relations with that bag of dust with an overbite, so there’s no possibility that we’ve produced children. I mean, maybe I’d think about sticking it in her mouth, but no way would I, um, you know…

But then I looked at that excellent portrait of Ms. W-S and noticed that one of her eyes is a tad lower than the other. Not a big deal, nobody’s face is perfectly symmetrical, but I found it odd, especially since her doctored up Wiki photo doesn’t show it. It reminded me of something from my childhood.

You see it now? Alfreda E. Neuman-Shultz with a Sharpie tatt.

I understand that not everyone has the same eye for snarkage, so let’s make it easy for our slower friends at The Swamp.

Some things you can never un-see, but you already knew that. You also knew that it happens frequently on The Overnight Open Thread.

World Nuge Tonight

by Bunk X ( 28 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Music, OOT, Open thread, Satire at April 22nd, 2012 - 10:00 pm

Ted Nugent, a Michigan-born conservative who has endorsed Obama’s presumed Republican challenger in the November elections, Mitt Romney, drew Secret Service attention with his blunt remarks about Obama and administration officials at the NRA event.

“We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November,” Nugent said at the convention.

U.S. Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, chairwoman of the Democratic National Convention, responded earlier this week, saying “threatening violence – or whatever it is that Nugent’s threatening – is clearly beyond the pale.” [via]

In response to Wasserman-Schultz, Nugent was typically blunt and to the point.

“Now what you gotta do, I’ll tell you what you gotta do You got to pretend your face is a Maserati It’s a Maserati It’s a Maserati It’s a gettin’ hotty It’s a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati It’s a fast one too man, that thing’s turbocharged You feel like a little fuel injection honey? I’ll tell ya about it, I’ll tell you about it I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff I’ll check out the hood scoop I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh You’ve been drivin’ all night long It’s time to put the old Maserati away.”

That’s right, folks, it’s zee Wango zee Tango on The Overnight Open Thread.

[Update: Photo in the screen cap was misidentified.
It is not Ted Nugent, it is Sammy Hagar. – ed.]

[Update II: Although the above is mostly snark, this is not. h/t RoL.]